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Old 07-23-2017, 10:56pm   #1
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...doesn't miss a shot. Took the dog out to do his business. All I need to do is walk him to the end of the driveway and let him do his bit in the little patch of woods. So I walk him out there and enjoy the feel of the asphalt on my bare feet. Right up to the point when I stepped on the slug.

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IF you lived in Kentucky, you could be a Louisville Slugger.....
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So your saying you were slimmed?
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*slimed
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So your saying you were slimmed?
Not yet, I just started the diet.

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*slimed
I got slimed, slug got squished.
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...doesn't miss a shot. Took the dog out to do his business. All I need to do is walk him to the end of the driveway and let him do his bit in the little patch of woods. So I walk him out there and enjoy the feel of the asphalt on my bare feet. Right up to the point when I stepped on the slug.

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you think you have life issues, what about this?
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...doesn't miss a shot. Took the dog out to do his business. All I need to do is walk him to the end of the driveway and let him do his bit in the little patch of woods. So I walk him out there and enjoy the feel of the asphalt on my bare feet. Right up to the point when I stepped on the slug.

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Did it squish up between your toes and shet?
And squirm around?
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I got slimed, slug got squished.
IF it was in the wet lawn, you would be MUD Slimed.....
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Did it squish up between your toes and shet?
And squirm around?
Of course. Slug guts all over the place. My bad-luck gremlin only operates at boss levels.
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