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07-18-2022, 1:48pm | #1 | ||||||
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What do you call.....?
A cow in the back yard????
a lawn mooer........ How does a farmer count his cows???? with a Cowculator...... |
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07-18-2022, 1:56pm | #2 | ||||||
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Two bulls, one old and one young are standing on the top of a hill overlooking the cows in the field. The young bull looks to the old bull and says: "Lets run down there a **** one of those cows". The old bull looks at the young bull and says: "Let's walk down there and ****'em all". That's the kind of jokes you tell at VB. Not some stupid Dad joke for 4 year olds. Come'on man. |
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MOOOOOOVING right along with the dad jokes.
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On the udder hand...
there's 4 fingers and a thumb. |
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07-19-2022, 7:46am | #7 | ||||||
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Cowexactly do you spell that
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That actually happened to me. One Sunday morning I was having a cup of coffee in my office and kept a bell ring. Eventually I realized it sounded pretty close so I looked out the window, and there was a cow meandering around my back yard.
I went out and saw my neighbor coming over with a rope, but we ended up just cornering her until animal control got there. Our houses were built on a former dairy farm, so we figured she was probably just stopping by to check out the old homestead. |
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