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Old 12-06-2017, 2:55pm   #1
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Default Story regarding Mom I was told last night....opinions?

Late last night my Mom called saying she had left work late and didn't feel like cooking, so she decided to stop at a local bistro/pub for dinner.

She was eating at the bar and this older short guy came in and sat down next tor her. He struck up a conversation with her (no pics, but he kinda looked like Newt Gingrich.) He said he was out limbering up the Lambo and that he's very high-level in the Government and he needed a little snack befoe he went home for dinner.

He told her he was looking to fill a mid-level position with Homeland Security in DC that deals in Human Trafficking and that she had a 2 1/2 hour window to phone in for an interview slot that night for 8AM the next day. After that they would send a private government jet down to fly her up to DC for a day to "meet people."

I don't have much experience with DOM, but my BS meter started to peg, though I didn't make mention of it to her. Her new friend was calling back just as she finished her story so I wished her well and hung up.

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Lol...Newt.
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Old 12-06-2017, 3:50pm   #3
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key to that story is the Lambo.
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Old 12-06-2017, 4:21pm   #5
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Lol...Newt.
That's Iron Newt to you.
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Sounds legit to me......
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10/10
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Pics of mom?
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I had no idea Newt was Jewish
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