When a waiter brings pie to the table......

[mrvette]

What sort of effort IS it???


























A PIE O Nearing effort........

[zeek]

This...

[Bill]

I see the April, 2023 Reader's Digest large print edition is out a little bit early!

[Yesfam]

Don’t quit your day job.

[markids77]

Originally Posted by Yesfam

Don’t quit your day job.

He's 76 years old... no job for quite some time now. Welcome to the site...perhaps lurk a bit to get the lay of the land?

[cptlo306]

What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.




I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to take steps to avoid them.





How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by cptlo306

What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

I love this time of year in the north, cuz . . .

[Mike Mercury]

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by markids77

He's 76 years old... no job for quite some time now. Welcome to the site...perhaps lurk a bit to get the lay of the land?

78

[slewfoot]

If you ever have pie with a whip cream topping and jimmies, it's to cover up the damage done by dropping it on a dirty floor

[Bill]

[Yesfam]

Originally Posted by markids77

He's 76 years old... no job for quite some time now. Welcome to the site...perhaps lurk a bit to get the lay of the land?

Don’t get hard Peter, I was just playing with you.

Believe it or not I didn’t really think he was about to quit his job to become a comedian. It was just a jab, a poke, good natured ribbing.

[markids77]

Originally Posted by Yesfam

Don’t get hard Peter, I was just playing with you.

Believe it or not I didn’t really think he was about to quit his job to become a comedian. It was just a jab, a poke, good natured ribbing.

My name is Mark, and your jab, poke, or whatever... calling me a dick is uncool.
Be nice or go find somewhere else to play.

[Yesfam]

Originally Posted by markids77

My name is Mark, and your jab, poke, or whatever... calling me a dick is uncool.
Be nice or go find somewhere else to play.

Man, you really can’t take a joke, can you?

Guess I’ll go brighten another corner of the internet now.

[Wathen1955]

A tourist goes to an Indian reservation to visit the local Indians. As he passes one tee-pee, he see an Indian sitting down saying "chance", "chance", to all the women passing by him. Puzzled by this, the tourist approaches the Indian and asks, "don't Indians say how?" The Indian replies, "me know how, just want chance."

Why will there never be a woman's' football team? Too many cracks in the line and not enough ball carriers in the backfield.

Definition of trust: Two cannibals having oral sex.

Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.

Arthur's Laws of Love:
(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Jacquin's Postulate: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.