I am nearing 5K posts, any tips for a memorable one

[Onebadcad]

I figure in a few days I will hit the milestone of 5K posts, I am open to all ideas.

Just a few of my own:

1) photo of me and Ringo pissing in the backyard
2) screenshot of my amazon dildo order to CF mods
3) video of me sipping on my 40-year Glenfiddich
4) video oif my C7Z being crushed at local junkyard, as still waiting on parts, the $3,500 clutch has fitment issue in bell housing
5) photo of me ordering a burger at CFA counter
6) video of wife throwing various shit at me for not getting off couch to walk dogs
7) photos of my nigerian uncle and the bags of money he should have sent me last month
8) my bench press feats in hopes badger will make a bet with me
9) photo of my recently-attained engineering degree from yaddieU
10) me wiping a deuce with my hillary TP

Let me know,,, I guess I should learned to post a poll.

[DJ_Critterus]

Only advice we are allowed to give is to STFU and save your celebration post for when you hit 10K like the rest of us traditionally did. Oh, and giving a "thanks" to somebody counts as a post, so you be guilty of premature celebration.



But if I had to choose, it would be 2 and 6

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Only advice we are allowed to give is to STFU and save your celebration post for when you hit 10K like the rest of us traditionally did. Oh, and giving a "thanks" to somebody counts as a post, so you be guilty of premature celebration.

5K post is the pinnacle of any forum achievement, 10K means you have no life!!

and BTW, already took care of the premature thingy this morning,,,

[Louie Detroit]

Newbie wants a feel good moment, how cute.

[DAB]

5000-3714=1286 to go!!!

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

Newbie wants a feel good moment, how cute.

Will settle for a reach-around,,,

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by DAB

5000-3714=1286 to go!!!

A spit in the ocean,,,

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

I figure in a few days I will hit the milestone of 5K posts, I am open to all ideas.

Just a few of my own:

1) photo of me and Ringo pissing in the backyard
2) screenshot of my amazon dildo order to CF mods
3) video of me sipping on my 40-year Glenfiddich
4) video oif my C7Z being crushed at local junkyard, as still waiting on parts, the $3,500 clutch has fitment issue in bell housing
5) photo of me ordering a burger at CFA counter
6) video of wife throwing various shit at me for not getting off couch to walk dogs
7) photos of my nigerian uncle and the bags of money he should have sent me last month
8) my bench press feats in hopes badger will make a bet with me
9) photo of my recently-attained engineering degree from yaddieU
10) me wiping a deuce with my hillary TP

Let me know,,, I guess I should learned to post a poll.

All of the above, plus a hottie in the nude.

[GTOguy]

Anything using the word 'dood' will work, IMO, keeping it 100% authentic Badcad.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by aerovette

All of the above, plus a hottie in the nude.

Sorry, my internet is slow this AM, could not find a hottie, but found this rarity, she has four bobbies:

LIABILITY WARNING:
Poster not liable for any vision loss, or damage to sight organs.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

I figure in a few days I will hit the milestone of 5K posts, I am open to all ideas.

Just a few of my own:

1) photo of me and Ringo pissing in the backyard
2) screenshot of my amazon dildo order to CF mods
3) video of me sipping on my 40-year Glenfiddich
4) video oif my C7Z being crushed at local junkyard, as still waiting on parts, the $3,500 clutch has fitment issue in bell housing
5) photo of me ordering a burger at CFA counter
6) video of wife throwing various shit at me for not getting off couch to walk dogs
7) photos of my nigerian uncle and the bags of money he should have sent me last month
8) my bench press feats in hopes badger will make a bet with me
9) photo of my recently-attained engineering degree from yaddieU
10) me wiping a deuce with my hillary TP

Let me know,,, I guess I should learned to post a poll.

Photo of you saying good bye to the VetteBarn

[Don Rickles]

One of two things;

1. Start an argument with Aero (good for maybe 1000 towards your count).
2. Tell UD, aka 4 penny, you have a great sex, drug, Corvette wife cheating article for him, (should push you over 10k).

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

One of two things;

1. Start an agreement with Aero (good for maybe 1000 towards your count).
2. Tell UD, aka 4 penny, you have a great sex, drug, Corvette wife cheating article for him, (should push you over 10k).

Post in every thread that Don Rickles starts and you'll be at 50k this time next year.

[Bill]

N00B!!!!!!!!!

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Heck, I can wake up at 2:00pm EST. and make like one or 2 shitty posts a day.

I know, right....

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

One of two things;

1. Start an agreement with Aero (good for maybe 1000 towards your count).
2. Tell UD, aka 4 penny, you have a great sex, drug, Corvette wife cheating article for him, (should push you over 10k).

* argument

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Photo of you saying good bye to the VetteBarn

I was thinking, for you, something like this,,, lighten up francis:

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

* argument

I edited it, but could go either way?

[Onebadcad]