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Old 08-08-2011, 7:26pm   #1
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Default What are some unusual things you can do?

Mine:

Kinda like the planking thread, I can balance myself on a beam on one hand with my body parallel to the ground.

I can do a deep knee bend on one leg with my other leg sticking straight out in front of me. (You football players try that)

I can take an old-fashion Coke bottle, fill it with water, hold it in my left hand, and slap the palm of my right hand on the top of the bottle and blow out the bottom of the bottle. [You have to use an old Coke bottle for this, one with the glass scored by wobbling in a wood crate. Fill the bottle to precisely where the lines in the glass stop at the top of the neck. Don't try it with a new design Coke bottle.]

Not meant to be a bragging thread, since my "talents" are pretty useless, although I guess my Coke bottle trick might win a drunken bar brawl if my opponent was sober enough.

Oh, I can also purr like a kitten, both inhaling and exhaling.
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I can pour a beer down my throat as fast as you can pour it out in the sink.
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After Work ... Nothing.

And I insist that it says that way.
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I am typing this with my penis from across the room.
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You must have a Blackberry you're using on the toilet.
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I can roll my eyes in a circle very fast.

I can remember phone numbers from my youth.
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I can balance a golf club by the blade on the tip of my index finger, arm extended fully above my head, with a golf ball sitting on a tee at the top. I can do this without dropping the ball for as long as I want, or until my arm finally fatigues.
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I can procrastinate at will.
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I tried to procrastinate at Will, but he finally broke me in Harry's thread
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I can take an old-fashion Coke bottle, fill it with water, hold it in my left hand, and slap the palm of my right hand on the top of the bottle and blow out the bottom of the bottle. [You have to use an old Coke bottle for this, one with the glass scored by wobbling in a wood crate. Fill the bottle to precisely where the lines in the glass stop at the top of the neck. Don't try it with a new design Coke bottle.]
You can do this with a partially filled beer bottle as well.
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I have nothing.
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I have nothing.
You can grow and eat eleventy billion more ears of corn than I can. Damnit.
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I can roll my eyes in a circle very fast.

I can remember phone numbers from my youth.
I can wiggle my eyes back and forth really fast AND remember phone numbers from my youth!

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.
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I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.
Pics. Now.
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