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Old 07-24-2013, 11:37am   #1
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Is simply put..the best little engine in the world.




Think about it..

It can be started with 1 finger.
It self lubricates
It Changes its own oil every 4 weeks
Accepts any sized piston

Its just a shame the Management system is so Fucking tempramental
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:39am   #2
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:41am   #3
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you not be right!
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:41am   #4
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Yeah, but cost of ownership is a real bitch.
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It is my understanding that Lucas programmed the ECM. Explains the current obsession with stodgy Limey fertility all of a sudden as well.
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:47am   #6
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It is my understanding that Lucas programmed the ECM. Explains the current obsession with stodgy Limey fertility all of a sudden as well.
Also explains why instructions are always vague, and why it randomly shorts out and goes haywire..
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It is the greatest treasure in all the land!
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:50am   #8
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It is the greatest treasure in all the land!








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Old 07-24-2013, 11:57am   #9
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Oddly, the bigger the prick, the happier it is.
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It is my understanding that Lucifer programmed the ECM. Explains the current obsession with stodgy Limey fertility all of a sudden as well.
Fxd
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couldnt get PB to work earlier..but here is the pic I got it from...
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Old 07-24-2013, 5:28pm   #12
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Yeah, but cost of ownership is a real bitch.
Think rental..
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Old 07-24-2013, 5:34pm   #13
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Think rental..

Leasing has become a popular option here.


Cost a little more up front.

You have a cradle to grave contract and know what to expect and the costs.

If the original gives you too many problems they will get you another.

You can go with aftermarket options and get to keep them for your next one.

Only drawback is if you are too rough with it are use it more than the plan states, it could cost you.
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Leasing has become a popular option here.


Cost a little more up front.

You have a cradle to grave contract and know what to expect and the costs.

If the original gives you too many problems they will get you another.

You can go with aftermarket options and get to keep them for your next one.

Only drawback is if you are too rough with it or use it more than the plan states, it could cost you.
That's why you have a DD, and a second for special occasions and trips.
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Old 07-24-2013, 7:53pm   #16
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They seem to have trouble with cold starting, though.
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And you wonder where are all the female posters going?
While were at it, how come no jokes about bad mechanics?
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And you wonder where are all the female posters going?
While were at it, how come no jokes about bad mechanics?
Jen, not all monkeys with a wrench are mechanics.
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Ever tried wearing one as a hat?



TIMMAY!
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Ever tried wearing one as a hat?



TIMMAY!
Laughed so hard, I farted, maybe even a shart ......
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