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Old 05-20-2013, 7:54pm   #41
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I've seen better looking women at the grocery store.

And what's with her thumb? Is that what I think it is? Toe Thumb?!
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Old 05-20-2013, 8:15pm   #42
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Pretty, the new Brits term for lazy.
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Old 05-20-2013, 8:29pm   #43
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I prefer women a bit thicker....It's not like I am a "Petite" fellow myself!

I do not think she is too pretty to go through life....bet she is just a bit psycho...
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Old 05-20-2013, 8:36pm   #44
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Only with beer goggles...
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Old 05-20-2013, 8:37pm   #45
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Only with beer goggles...
bring a truckload
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:57pm   #46
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The 33-year-old science graduate says her slim figure and pretty face...
Ummmmmm no. Just...... no.
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Old 05-21-2013, 1:38pm   #47
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Methinks milady doth bitch too much. I see a lot of Bondo and Botox in that pic
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Old 05-21-2013, 1:54pm   #48
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This is a perfect example of why butt sex is good.. One it is tighter, two because it hurts them...
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Old 05-21-2013, 1:56pm   #49
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This is a perfect example of why butt sex is good.. One it is tighter, two because it hurts them...
3 - dont have to look at her.
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3 - dont have to look at her.
Reminds me of a joke I heard once about a wino and a prostitute moments after hooking up.

Wino(in drunken lisp): Darnnnnn It!! I wwwwant my mmmmoney back!! You got the fffflattest dammmmmn tits and the tightest dammmmmn snatch I ever seennnn in my lllllife!!

Prostitute: Hey, you!! Get off my BACK!!
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Old 05-21-2013, 3:06pm   #51
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That's not a forehead.
That's a fivehead......
That bitch is far from hot.
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