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Old 05-19-2013, 7:00am   #1
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...with that thing?

















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Old 05-19-2013, 7:07am   #2
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Catching flies was the first thing you thought of when you saw that tongue?
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Catching flies was the first thing you thought of when you saw that tongue?
That tongue is disgusting. Sorry Oddball.
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Old 05-19-2013, 7:14am   #4
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That tongue is disgusting. Sorry Oddball.
That gal could take you places you never been with that thing.
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Old 05-19-2013, 7:26am   #5
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Bet she has a LOT of girlfriends. And sleepovers.
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She could give a hell of a colon cleansing.
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Old 05-19-2013, 8:39am   #7
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i like that tongue, wonder what the rest of her looks like.
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Old 05-19-2013, 9:18am   #8
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That gal could take you places you never been with that thing.
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I thonder ifs she talksh wits a lishhp?
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That tongue is disgusting. Sorry Oddball.
Just think of all the possibilities.
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Old 05-19-2013, 9:40am   #10
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For some reason I think that's awesome. Can't imagine why that would be.
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That gal could take you places you never been with that thing.

Like taking care of the berries while working the twig?
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Old 05-19-2013, 7:59pm   #12
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I would love to watch her in action.....
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Old 05-19-2013, 9:50pm   #13
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I would love to watch her in action.....
Id love to experience her in action...you can watch but dont say anything, and you got to stay seated.
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Old 05-20-2013, 5:12am   #14
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I would never date a girl with a tongue bigger than my . . . . . .
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She could give a hell of a colon cleansing.

very true, indeed
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she could deep throat... and at the same time tickle your anil.
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Old 05-20-2013, 2:49pm   #17
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Id love to experience her in action...you can watch but dont say anything, and you got to stay seated.
Damn...too many rules!! LOL! I will be ok as long as my hands are free!!
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I would never date a girl with a tongue bigger than my . . . . . .
After thinkin about that, I realized that most of the women I dated did!
Sad!
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Old 05-21-2013, 9:01am   #19
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I....uhh......uhhh.......excuse me I need a moment
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"So you have a tongue. Good. You will be taught how to use it." Commander Kang to Kirk, ST:TOS (and shit).
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