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Old 08-17-2022, 4:14pm   #21
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Should have asked her "Hey! Is that a 38 or a 39?"
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No. Old feisty white lady. Looked like Carol Burnett
Oooh, a red head?

Doable?
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No. The car had an exhaust pipe.
I have to give credit where credit is due. This was the second funniest thing I've read all week, right after Lar's final post to the moderators on the other forum.
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Oooh, a red head?

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Absolutely not. If Viagra results in a 4 hour hardon, they hand the patient her picture.
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i just let crazy types go ahead of me. let them get in the accident instead of me. save my ammo for more important things.
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i just let crazy types go ahead of me. let them get in the accident instead of me. save my ammo for more important things.
This is me. I'm retired, which means I am almost never in a hurry for anything. You want to go in front of me? Go ahead. I don't care why.
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I had a gun pulled on me 35 years ago at a party. I was shitfaced and didn’t really think about what had just happened until afterwards.

The guy was an Ironworker. Size 50 shirt size 2 hat.
That made me laugh.
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Road rage is getting bad here too. People getting stressed out with crazy Joe and his band of liberal evil doers, burning our Republic down.

I’ve caught myself losing it more frequently, especially when I get behind someone on their cellphone. I’ve got to work on not doing such going forward. Pretty sure Evolution favors those that can keep a cool head.
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This is me. I'm retired, which means I am almost never in a hurry for anything. You want to go in front of me? Go ahead. I don't care why.
Ahead of me, fine.
Behind me, also fine.
IN TO ME, not fine. She was just easing on over expecting me to get out of her path. Fk you. She was over the white line but I held my lane. I could have reach out and touched her car...then has the nerve to cuss at me.

By the way, a quick look in the mirror and there was NO ONE behind me.
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I had a gun pulled on me 35 years ago at a party. I was shitfaced and didn’t really think about what had just happened until afterwards.

The guy was an Ironworker. Size 50 shirt size 2 hat.
I have had a gun pointed at me twice. Once by a stoned co worker at a party. He stuck a rifle barrel in my gut and said" Not so tough now Kung Fu guy" ( I was taking Judo and JJ classes then).

I took the rifle away and stuck it in his gut and pulled the trigger. He laughed saying "The gun is empty" . I said "I didn't know that". I took the bolt out of the rifle and threw it out a window. I shook all the way home. I never went to party's with that crew again.

Years later I set an alarm off in a bank at night while cleaning. When I walked out of the bank with a garbage bag a cop was there aiming a shotgun at me saying freeze. After very long 2 minutes he realized I was suppose to be there. It took me three days before I could crap again.
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That made me laugh.
Reminded me a little of your 'all hat and no cattle' phrase.

I am debating about starting an "has anybody seen Lars?" thread over there.
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This is me. I'm retired, which means I am almost never in a hurry for anything. You want to go in front of me? Go ahead. I don't care why.


I never cared. Wanna go faster than me? Have at it - all I ask is that you keep doing it. Don't catch up to me, pass me, and then slow the **** down.
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I am debating about starting an "has anybody seen Lars?" thread over there.
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I own a BMW so i have to go fast.
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I own a BMW so i have to go fast.
I thought you only had to be a dick to have a BMW and the speed at which you "dick" was optional?
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Redhead road rage?
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I thought you only had to be a dick to have a BMW and the speed at which you "dick" was optional?





I'am a dick, and i drive fast, plus i'am the only one that knows how to drive.
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Reminded me a little of your 'all hat and no cattle' phrase.

I am debating about starting an "has anybody seen Lars?" thread over there.
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I'am a dick, and i drive fast, plus i'am the only one that knows how to drive.
Stopped reading after I'am a dick. The rest was most likely redundant.

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As long as i'm not in my car i'm ok
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