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Old 12-17-2020, 12:04am   #1
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I got farts, but I'm not a farter.
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
I got toast, but I'm not a toaster.
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Just saying it needed a better music track
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those are not farts....just saying
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Anybody ever sneeze and fart at the same time? Next best thing to an orgasm.
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You need to get laid.
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What, and go for the trifecta?
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