I'm Surrounded by A*holes

[Mick]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

We need @Mick to come in here and explain all this math stuff...

If it's "liberal math" you want 'splained, you've got the wrong guy.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

i don't think he has any leftovers from the bags that were sent to him.

Think again. I'm ready to do a little re-gifting.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Think again. I'm ready to do a little re-gifting.

I can hear that conversation at the Post Office counter.

Postal worker: Anything flammable, hazardous, or otherwise dangerous in this package, sir?

Dvarapala: No ma'am, just some assorted dicks.


Postal worker: gives side eye and says nothing, because she's a trained professional and has heard all kinds of crazy stuff