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Old 08-02-2015, 5:30pm   #1
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Default WOMAN CLAIMS SHE IS IN A ‘SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP’ WITH BIGFOOT...

Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since 2008 and are “trying to start a family.”

“Bigfoot was standing there eating all the buds off my plants,” Hoggert said. “At first I wanted to run cause he’s very scary, but I thought he might eat all of my marijuana plants and that’s how I used to make a living. I pointed my shotgun at him and he put up his hands, scared.”

“That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs. I hadn’t gotten any in a while and well, from there, it somehow turned into an adult movie. I don’t know if he started it or I did. He did me from behind, which felt great.”

Hoggert said they’re trying for a baby, with no luck thus far, but she is confident it will happen even though she is 52.

“Once I’m pregnant, Bigfoot, or John as I call him, and I are going to settle down and live a quiet domesticated life in my house. He loves living in the forest, but I’m sick of the long-distance relationship. I have to commute for three hours to be with my man. It’s getting old and gas is expensive.”
Woman claims she is in a ‘Sexual Relationship’ with Bigfoot | MORON


Hoggert also said she’s going to legally change her last name to Nancy Bigfoot.
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Old 08-02-2015, 5:59pm   #2
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I opened this expecting to see another Caitlyn Jenner thread...
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She's hot in a Betty Crocker kinda way.
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Old 08-02-2015, 6:04pm   #4
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She's hot in a Betty Crocker kinda way.
Her nose is massive
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Old 08-02-2015, 6:05pm   #5
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Her nose is massive
Well no shit. She's been bangin' her face against Bigfoot's crotch.
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Once you go Bigfoot. You never go back.
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Old 08-02-2015, 6:17pm   #7
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Must have been smoken to much of her weed.
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Old 08-02-2015, 6:55pm   #8
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Sounds legit.
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She needs to put the joint down long enough to figure out it's just a furrie.
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You know what they say about big feet.
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Old 08-02-2015, 8:48pm   #11
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Next big thing out of Japan.......Bigfoot porn
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Once you go Bigfoot. You never go back.
He would be a tough act to follow..



I don't think I could do her any good after she rode that horse..
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She needs to put the joint down long enough to figure out it's just a furrie.
Must be some really good stuff she grows..
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Old 08-02-2015, 9:48pm   #14
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If they get married she gets to be the first lady's SIL.
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Old 08-03-2015, 2:49am   #15
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Old 08-03-2015, 12:37pm   #16
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She's been messin' with Sasquatch!
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Either she walks with a severe limp or BS.
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Old 08-04-2015, 8:51am   #19
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She's been messin' with Sasquatch!


This is what a 90 degree mental turn looks like on the highway of life.
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Old 08-04-2015, 9:21am   #20
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Her nose is massive
Reckon she got b-b-b big breastesses?

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