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Old 08-02-2015, 8:15pm   #21
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No guessing who he voted for last election or how many times......
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Old 08-02-2015, 8:20pm   #22
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No guessing who he voted for last election or how many times......

I'm pretty sure Mrvette wrote in Barry Goldwater for president last go round....and the go round before that as well.
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I'm pretty sure Mrvette wrote in Barry Goldwater for president last go round....and the go round before that as well.
He knows the electronic machines are rigged and it doesn't matter what he votes.

So he votes "present".
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Must be from Texas.....

....reference to earlier thread.

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Old 08-02-2015, 9:28pm   #25
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Old 08-03-2015, 6:50am   #26
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Must be from Tejas.....

....reference to earlier thread.


There, fixed it 4 U
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Old 08-03-2015, 8:54am   #27
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:48am   #28
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Dayum! Poor Gilligan.
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Old 08-03-2015, 11:15am   #29
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And there was a guy on Reddit who wrote a Frasier type encounter involving the sign...




Oh, I can see it so easily!

The scene opens as Frasier, Niles, and their father are sitting in Martin's Winnebago on a roadtrip to the east.

Frasier: What do you mean we're still in Texas, dad? How long are we going to have to be in this miserable humid state? If we stay here much longer, I may not have anything left to sweat out!

Martin: Oh, come on Fras, it's not all that bad. What about that classic barbecue we had last night? That was certainly a meal to remember!

Frasier: Oh, my red stained fingertips will be reminding me of that meal for weeks to come, I'm sure. shudders

Niles: Ooh! Ooh! Look up there! There seems to be some sort of produce stand one of the locals has set up. Dad! Slow down so we can see what they have.

Martin: What? No, we just started making time after your third bathroom break!

Niles: [indignant] I happen to have a very small bladd-

Frasier: No dad, let's take a look. We may just find something redeeming here after all. . . .

Martin: All right, but I don't know what you're planning on buying there. Unless you feel like snacking on carrots back there like a couple of rabbits.

[Niles pulls out a pair of opera glasses]

Frasier: You brought your opera glasses?

Niles: I thought we might have a chance to see a performance at some point along the way, and it doesn't hurt to be prepared, besides, I think I can see the sign. . . . It looks like they might have some exotic things! I don't recognize anything! They have something called "zoo-keen," or maybe "zoo-keen-ay?" I'm not sure.

Frasier: Give me those! [pause] Wait, that's. . . my God! How did they misspell zucchini so badly! And. . . what do you suppose they mean by "taters" and "maters?" It's like another language.

Martin: Taters and maters? Come on, that means potatoes and tomatoes! Honestly, it's not that strange.

Frasier: I'm ashamed that you understand that, dad.

Niles: I can see from here now, they also have "hallopinyo." [pause] Frasier, you don't suppose they meant to say jalepen-

Frasier: Unfortunately, we have to assume that they did. [grimaces] And what's that last one? A "bail pepr?"

Niles: "Bail?" Do you suppose that's some sort of prison yard vegetable? The sort of horticultural equivalent to "toilet hooch?"

Frasier: I don't know, and I'd prefer not to find out. Dad, let's just keep going. [pause] Dad! Why are you stopping?

Martin: I want to try some of these Southern jalepenos, I bet they're plenty hot!

Frasier: Dad, I'm not sure I trust anything these people are selling, not with the sorts of naming and spelling conventions they seem to hold to.

Martin: Now, just because they don't spell like some of you college educa-

Frasier: Dad! One of them has an axe! Can you just keep driving!

Martin: All right, fine. Suit yourselves. . . .
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And there was a guy on Reddit who wrote a Frasier type encounter involving the sign...

. . .
I heard their voices when I read that.
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Old 08-03-2015, 11:38am   #31
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I heard their voices when I read that.
I know, right?!
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Old 08-03-2015, 12:20pm   #32
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The cron he was selling was sure good.
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Old 08-04-2015, 6:54am   #33
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The cron he was selling was sure good.
Dyslexics untie!
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Old 08-04-2015, 7:10am   #34
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It's more than one they mean?..

it's

cron
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Old 08-04-2015, 7:15am   #35
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Kinda reminds me of a story..

Years ago when my oldest daughter was just a kid, she drew me a picture and signed it dralled by Brandy.

Her hillbilly Mom was quick to correct her.. and told her it was spelled d-r-a-w-l-e-d..
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