5 Rules to Remember in Life...

[lspencer534]

1. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone who's in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

These should assist you with most daily decision choices.

[Kerrmudgeon]

.....geez Larry, you sound like more of a curmudgeon than I do!


.....and yes to all of the above.

[Bill]

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems....

I have notified Mississippi 9-1-1 of a possible stroke victim. Spence, hang on, help will be on the way soon.

[OddBall]

So very true

[Chuck A]

very cool, indeed