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Old 11-21-2020, 1:13pm   #1
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why don't we eat them too
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you can, but my Antarctic survival training noted that they are a last ditch item to consider, after seals. you can both eat seal meat and blubber, as well as burn blubber (but it's very smokey and messy) for heat and light.
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No clue but Penguins are cool AF.
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My goal in life is to travel to Antarctica and see if I can make a field goal with a penguin. Don't know why but I have a real desire to boot one of those ****ers in the ass!
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They took a vow of chastity?



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People from Winnipeg do. The favorite sandwich there is the McPenguins.
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Penguins are assholes.


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true story:

when i attended Antarctic orientation, before heading down there, at one point, someone asked "how you tell the boy penguins from the girl penguins?"

fair question, because they look the same. most birds, the male is the brighter colored and fancier of the two, but not penguins.

official US Gov't answer: the girls have footprints on their back side.

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true story:

when i attended Antarctic orientation, before heading down there, at one point, someone asked "how you tell the boy penguins from the girl penguins?"

fair question, because they look the same. most birds, the male is the brighter colored and fancier of the two, but not penguins.

official US Gov't answer: the girls have footprints on their back side.




The way it should be.
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Prolly be tasty slathered in fiddy-seben.
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Cows are beautiful animals in real life.
Big agriculture has demonized most animals as filthy creatures.

It makes it easier for you and me to make pretend were not eating something as intelligent and lovable as our pets.

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