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Old 04-05-2024, 9:13pm   #21
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Old 04-06-2024, 7:30pm   #23
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Toyota Technical oddity you ought to avoid
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Ford First On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Chevrolet Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time
Dodge Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Toyota Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
Nissan Never In Service Seldom As New
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Jeep Just Empty Every Pocket
BMW Bring My Wallet
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Mazda Must Always Zoom Down Alleys
Poor old WHAT?
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Ford
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Fiat
Fix it again Tony
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Old 04-07-2024, 8:10am   #27
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BBROYGBVGW - Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.
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Old 04-07-2024, 2:22pm   #28
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I read somewhere that if you put the word 'Anal' in front of many Ford products, the results would be entertaining----
Anal Expedition
Anal Excursion
Anal Explorer
Anal Fusion
Anal Focus
Anal Fiesta
Anal Escape
Anal Galaxie
Anal Bronco
Anal Ranger
Anal Navigator (Ford product)

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I read somewhere that if you put the word 'Anal' in front of many Ford products, the results would be entertaining----
Anal Expedition
Anal Excursion
Anal Explorer
Anal Fusion
Anal Focus
Anal Fiesta
Anal Escape
Anal Galaxie
Anal Bronco
Anal Ranger
Anal Navigator (Ford product)

...and so on.
In San Quentin, I have a feeling the majority of inmates would give up all their cigarettes for a chance at an "Anal Escape". Just sayin'.
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Old 04-07-2024, 4:17pm   #30
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In San Quentin, I have a feeling the majority of inmates would give up all their cigarettes for a chance at an "Anal Escape". Just sayin'.
The brown mile?
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Old 04-07-2024, 4:44pm   #31
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The brown mile?
That's one long colon, cowboy.
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Old 04-07-2024, 8:50pm   #32
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We used to substitute another word for "Nitwit", but that was wrong so we stopped. Plus, we didn't want to get killed.
Yeah, I was trying to be moderately polite.
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BN2L

Be Nice To Lars
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Lobotomized.
Enjoys
Whackos,
Flagrants,
Obama, &
Other
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