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Old 07-12-2014, 8:15pm   #41
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I once told a girl who had a long black tight dress with a slit exposing her legs, that I'd take my pocket knife and cut the dress the rest of the way up, and then sew it back up the next morning while I made her breakfast...... she reached in my pants pocket took my phone out and put her number in it and told me to meet her at her car outside....

She is about 5'4" 100 pounds
Shit can confirm.... I was there for that one....
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ok , he's still short and 5'4" 100 sounds sickly to me
Mine woman is 5'2" and is 112 and I would not want her any thinner
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ok , he's still short and 5'4" 100 sounds sickly to me
Mine woman is 5'2" and is 112 and I would not want her any thinner
Big things come in small packages....
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Big things come in small packages....
bullshit
only short guys say that
OR do you mean che had a cavern for a vagina ?
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only short guys say that
You're relentless...



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only short guys say that
I'm not the the one who said it, I'm just relying the message
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I'm not the the one who said it, I'm just relying the message
bullshit again

what about her vagina ? was it cavernous ?
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Is there seriously one person out there who is proud to be a short man? I would need as many hands as an Indian deity to count the many horror-stories my girl friends tell me about short men approaching them in the streets and bars and I wish I could say it hasn’t happened to me. Over mimosas, me and the girls, jokingly call the aftermath of such an encounter PTSTD (Post Traumatic Shortman Trying Disorder).
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I would bet that there are many here that could pull an 8 or better when they were young.
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bullshit again

what about her vagina ? was it cavernous ?


Nope
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I would bet that there are many here that could pull an 8 or better when they were young.
Probably, but there are only a few young guys on here....
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Nope
are you sure you hit the right hole ?

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And your point is...... I'm walking out of my house now to go out to the bars. I have yet to be turned down for height, I also have a beard, bitches love beards.....
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are you sure you hit the right hole ?
Yea, I'm sure
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And your point is...... I'm walking out of my house now to go out to the bars. I have yet to be turned down for height, I also have a beard, bitches love beards.....
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And your point is...... I'm walking out of my house now to go out to the bars. I have yet to be turned down for height,
BULLSHIT AGAIN
they just don't tell you
how many women would give you the real reason they won't bang you ?
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How tall are you Stumpy?
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Most women don't like short menYOU ARE SHORT
I call BS
You a lot unless you have a fat wallet


You're kind of a dick. I was just kidding. You come off the top rope.
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