2/10 Would Not Bang

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by datawiz

You suck at math.

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Is that a fact? What are you about 5'-3" tall? Maybe you'd better hook up with one of Sea's Astronaut midgets.

There is a reason I don't post about my personal life on here........


and let's do a quick run down:

I go to a university that is 15 mins from the beach and and a private lake with a beach on it, second 80% of my friends belong to sorority and fraternity's. My university is also 67% women and it is rare I see sub 8 out of 10's

Lastly girls love guys who workout. In the bars as of recent, I bring up my triathlon and my training, it pretty much seals the deal

Quick up date on my tri training, I have started working with a personal trainer to help build my core strength, I'm done to 12% body fat from 26% and getting more and more cut everyday. my runs, swims, biking are getting really easy too

oh and I'm 5'6"

[Datawiz]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

There is a reason I don't post about my personal life on here........


and let's do a quick run down:

I go to a university that is 15 mins from the beach and and a private lake with a beach on it, second 80% of my friends belong to sorority and fraternity's. My university is also 67% women and it is rare I see sub 8 out of 10's

Lastly girls love guys who workout. In the bars as of recent, I bring up my triathlon and my training, it pretty much seals the deal

Quick up date on my tri training, I have started working with a personal trainer to help build my core strength, I'm done to 12% body fat from 26% and getting more and more cut everyday. my runs, swims, biking are getting really easy too

oh and I'm 5'6"

I'm done with my body fat too.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

I go to a university that is 15 mins from the beach and and a private lake with a beach on it, second 80% of my friends belong to sorority and fraternity's. My university is also 67% women and it is rare I see sub 8 out of 10's

Lastly girls love guys who workout. In the bars as of recent, I bring up my triathlon and my training, it pretty much seals the deal

Well then. With all that snapper running around, landing some hot 'tang with Gargoyle feet should be a snap.

Pics please.

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by datawiz

I'm done with my body fat too.

Feckin ipad

[Datawiz]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

Feckin ipad

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Well then. With all that snapper running around, landing some hot 'tang with Gargoyle feet should be a snap.

Pics please.

No...

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

No...

Jeff. Jeff, get in here and plumb the lad up.

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Jeff. Jeff, get in here and plumb the lad up.

You know how creepy it is get pics of girls you talk to at the bar, if they want a pic you take one with them, but if I ask for a pic with them, its a red flag and you shoot your self in the foot

[kylebuck]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

There is a reason I don't post about my personal life on here........


and let's do a quick run down:

I go to a university that is 15 mins from the beach and and a private lake with a beach on it, second 80% of my friends belong to sorority and fraternity's. My university is also 67% women and it is rare I see sub 8 out of 10's

Lastly girls love guys who workout. In the bars as of recent, I bring up my triathlon and my training, it pretty much seals the deal

Quick up date on my tri training, I have started working with a personal trainer to help build my core strength, I'm done to 12% body fat from 26% and getting more and more cut everyday. my runs, swims, biking are getting really easy too

oh and I'm 5'6"

And I'm a movie star

[Datawiz]

Originally Posted by kylebuck

And I'm a movie star

Joey does Dallas?

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

You know how creepy it is get pics of girls you talk to at the bar, if they want a pic you take one with them, but if I ask for a pic with them, its a red flag and you shoot your self in the foot

Ha! I went to lunch with my wife, my daughter and her totally hot friend yesterday. There was no way in hell I was snapping a pic of that hot threesome... Red flag is right!

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

You know how creepy it is get pics of girls you talk to at the bar, if they want a pic you take one with them, but if I ask for a pic with them, its a red flag and you shoot your self in the foot

Especially if you tell them it's for a bunch of old men on a forum.

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

Especially if you tell them it's for a bunch of old men on a forum.

Just mention Thomas's name... They'll be dropping at your feet and begging you to take their pics..

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

Especially if you tell them it's for a bunch of old men on a forum.

talk with them and take them out enough, you get some exclusive pics

Originally Posted by Jeff '79

Just mention Thomas's name... They'll be dropping at your feet and begging you to take their pics..

they just want to know his hair care secrets

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

talk with them and take them out enough, you get some exclusive pics



they just want to know his hair care secrets

and his optician.

[kylebuck]

Originally Posted by datawiz

Joey does Dallas?

Shhhhs its a secret

[Stumpy]

Most women don't like short men

Originally Posted by GRN ENVY

oh and I'm 5'6"

YOU ARE SHORT
I call BS
You a lot unless you have a fat wallet

[GRN ENVY]

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Most women don't like short menYOU ARE SHORT
I call BS
You a lot unless you have a fat wallet

I once told a girl who had a long black tight dress with a slit exposing her legs, that I'd take my pocket knife and cut the dress the rest of the way up, and then sew it back up the next morning while I made her breakfast...... she reached in my pants pocket took my phone out and put her number in it and told me to meet her at her car outside....

She is about 5'4" 100 pounds

[Stumpy]

you are still short and I doubt it happened.