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Old 02-09-2012, 6:20pm   #1
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Default A shitload of things women won't tell you

I'm putting this in the first person, although I'm obviously not a woman, because...well, it just flows better that way. I'd like to know whether the women here agree with these and what the men think:

1. Sometimes we want to be treated like a princess. Sometimes, we want to be treated like a sex object. It's up to you to figure out which of these we want to be at any given moment, because we certainly aren't going to tell you.

2. We think saying "ladies" at the end of any statement or question makes it kind of creepy.

3. If that piece of clothing does indeed make us look fat, simply say, "It's nice, but you don't look comfortable in it." Most of the time, it's true.

4. We like it when you lend your favorite books to us. For several reasons.

5. You'll lose points every time you use the word "puzzy."

6. When we ask you how we look, you lose points every time you answer with "fine."

7. We like it when we impress you, whether it's the fact that we own and know the names of most tools, we can drive a stick better than you can, or that we aren't totally freaked out by bugs.

8. We prefer an arm around us to holding hands pretty much any day.

9. Even we know this: The craziest girls are the ones who seem the most normal at first.

10. We still like being asked on a proper date.

11. We think the clean-laundry smell of you in your undershirt is a thousand times more appealing than even the best cologne.

12. Listen to your gut feelings when determining if we're into you or not.

13. If we are wearing white pants or shorts, we are looking to hook up. It's like code.

14. Among other tips: when buying clothes for us, grab a similar item from our drawer and match the size. Don't choose an XL because it's the first thing you found.

15. We always want dessert. We always want you to order dessert. What we never want is for you to ask us if we want dessert. It's redundant.

16. Don't pay attention to us if we reach for our bag and offer to pay on a first date.

17. We love it when you take us out to dinner. We'll love it even more if we don't have to watch you scrutinize the bill for a half-hour.

18. We appreciate when you can admit you're wrong, but we also don't want you to say sorry too much.

19. If we had to make the first move, you will be reminded of it for the rest of our relationship.
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20. Regardless of how much we believe in equality, you still pay, and you still kill the big bugs. Those don't change.
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20. Regardless of how much we believe in equality, you still pay, and you still kill the big bugs. Those don't change.
Some people are just more equal than others....
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Some people are just more equal than others....
Ain't that the truth!
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Old 02-09-2012, 11:23pm   #6
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All I got out of that was number three. It's the first good answer to that question I've seen in 44 years.
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