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Old 10-23-2020, 6:27pm   #44961
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Depends on what side of the river you from.
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Who’s the homo with the fish?
This guys wife!

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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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So that's a no on a good evening for you then? Check.

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BIOUA
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Boudreaux and Marie were speeding along on the Interstate 10, high rise bridge over Whisky Bay when Boudreaux saw the red-light flashing in the rearview window

Boudreaux pulled over as well as he could to the side of the bridge. The State Trooper walked up to the window with his clipboard in his hand.

He axed, "Did you know that you were going 80 miles an hour and the speed limit on this bridge is 60."

Boudreaux looked at the carpet of the truck for the cigarette he dropped. He said, "Nope. I was going 60."

The Trooper sounded fed up as he looked at his clip board and said,

"Nope. I clocked you at 80." The trooper looked over at Marie sitting looking out of the passenger window at the cypress trees in the water. The Trooper said,

"Mam, I clocked the man at 80. He said he was going 60. Now you tell me. Was he going 60 or 80?"

Marie said, "I never argue with Boudreaux when he's been drinking."







Ne quittez pas votre travail de jour.
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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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She's adorable.
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So that's a no on a good evening for you then? Check.

Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
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Old 10-23-2020, 6:46pm   #44969
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First day or so I'm sure are the worst Ben, you'll be back to your old self soon.
Want me come over aggrevate ya and poke ya with a stick or something?
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Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
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Old 10-23-2020, 6:51pm   #44970
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OK, my friend makes high end custom cakes.


She made one I think you all would really appreciate. She even rigged the "boob" to be able to drink Patron from.


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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


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Budding architect!

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She's adorable.
Have any missed calls?

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Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
Well remember Jimmie sad he would be glad to come snap your pee pee with a rubber band! That would take your mind off the other pain for little while!
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Old 10-23-2020, 7:02pm   #44973
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Evening drunks, hope everyone is having a good evening.

Hey rikkittes.. Howd the preop go for Blondie?
Pre-op went well, left knee replacement Wednesday@ 8:30 am. Gotta be there @ 6:30 am.


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Wadimiss. Had to send my 4 yr old girlfriend home


She was drawing pics of new house

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What a Sweetie Mike.

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Correct.

Stomach muscles hurt.
Both groins hurt and are black.
Have a cath and piss bag.
Lot of irritation when I urinate.
Prayers sent for you Uncle Ben

Zup y'all's? Hope y'all are healthy and blessed. I don't know WTF to expect, but I'm ready.

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Pre-op went well, left knee replacement Wednesday@ 8:30 am. Gotta be there @ 6:30 am. :
Where’s it being done? Are they allowing spouses to visit in hospital rooms yet?
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I have one more joke you want to hear it?









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Where’s it being done? Are they allowing spouses to visit in hospital rooms yet?
Beides being a homo, you're a nosy homo too!
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Have any missed calls?




Sorry, working from home today, was on a call.






Forgive me?



Pleeeeeeaze?
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Sorry, working from home today, was on a call.






Forgive me?



Pleeeeeeaze?
Not sounding sincere enough!
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Not sounding sincere enough!
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OldBen - Heart
Blondie - Knee
Donnie - Neck
Candie - Back
RodNok - Old and Grumpy
aDog - Sick
Phred - Scared
Porter - Re-assignment surgery
Snide - Leg
Garf - Short
me - heart
Steeb - Blows up or shoots rocks
Snik - All of above
Bot - Stomach
Dude - Ankle
Lurkers - Butthurt
Rickki- Cheddartitist.
Buzz -Pullorum Disease. (Chicken diarreha)

others?
Venous ulcer.
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