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Old 10-23-2020, 4:33pm   #44941
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Yeah, like I said in the text, it’s still Spam
It's spicken


It's spicken spam !!

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I dug this up as it celebrates its 10 year anniversary on being posted over there...

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Corvette Off Topic Poster Guy.
(Mr. Corvette Off Topic Poster Guy)
Your mission in life is to get your post count one tick higher even when you have absolutely nothing to say
(I posted a smiley)
Sitting in your chair just waiting to own anyone that steps in to your line of fire
(S-T-F-U now)
Intelligent answers? You don’t need’em when a simple BS flag says it all
(How bout a jester?)
And even though you haven't left your house in 4 years and don’t even own a Corvette, this place makes you feel like you belong.
(I’m Fitting IN)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh commando of the keyboard and know that somewhere someday, your posts may actual matter to someone.
(Mr. Corvette Off Topic Poster Guy)


and Part II


Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. TMI for the forum guy.
(Mr. TMI for the forum guy)
You make it your mission to make your personal business, our general knowledge.
(Sharing is caring)
You washed your dog and clipped your toenails today and the only thing left to do is tell complete strangers about it electronically.
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Too much information? Not when it concerns you and your e-friends you “gossip of the galaxies”
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So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr TMI for the forum guy, and be sure to tell us all how your wife is in bed. Or did you already?
(Mr. TMI for the forum guy)

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(Mr. I can top that story guy)
Not only do you have the last word, but you invented the last word.
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So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr I can top that story guy. Even your disco porn mustache has a story to tell.
(Mr. I can top that story guy)
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Fit as a fiddle bitches

I have noticed drywall has gotten heavier lately
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It's feast or famine.
You fukwads are well, fukwards!
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You fukwads are well, fukwards!
You should write for Hallmark.
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You should write for Hallmark.
Yer an electronicnician right?
I'm losing signal on my cassette player.
Trying to find the best surface contact at the plug to eliminate signal loss.

The more you know:
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Yer an electronicnician right?
I'm losing signal on my cassette player.
Trying to find the best surface contact at the plug to eliminate signal loss.

The more you know:
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One screw has to be a flat - and the other a phillips + for polarity purposes or you are asking for trouble.
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One screw has to be a flat - and the other a phillips + for polarity purposes or you are asking for trouble.


WOW . . . !
Thanks . . . !


Glad I posted here first.
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WOW . . . !
Thanks . . . !


Glad I posted here first.
Who’s the homo with the fish?
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Evening drunks, hope everyone is having a good evening.

Hey rikkittes.. Howd the preop go for Blondie?
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Pretty creepy isn't it?
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@higgyburners
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Aint gots no time for your nonsense hippy...there's a storm a brewin'....
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Boudreaux, Tibideaux, and Pierre want to work for the FBI...

But being 3 Cajuns from the south proved a challenge, since they weren't the brightest bunch, but they tried their hardest. After taking courses for 2 years the three had a good chance of passing.

It all came to a final test, a loyalty test. The instructor said to the Cajuns, "The final test to pass to work for the FBI is the loyalty test. Pass this and you are a certified FBI agent. But it won't be easy, for you must kill your wife." The three were walked to a hallway with 3 doors. The instructor then pulled out a gun and said, "Behind each one of these doors is your wife. You are to walk in and kill her. That is the test."

Now Boudreaux, Tibideaux, and Pierre didn't know that the gun was full of blanks. No bullets were actually placed in the gun, that way the men didn't actually shoot their wife.

The gun was first given to Pierre. He opened his door, walked in the room, and silence was followed for a entire minute. Eventually he walked out and said, "I'm sorry sir, but I just can't do it."

The gun was then given to Tibideaux. He opened his door, walked in the room, and again silence was followed for a minute. Tibideaux walked out and said, "I'm sorry sir, but I just can't do it."

Finally the gun was given to Boudreaux. He opened his door, walked in, and 6 shots ran out! Everything went quiet for a few seconds, then the loudest racket started out. I mean it sounded crazy in there. Then it settled, and Boudreaux walked out.

The instructor said, "Well?"

Boudreaux replied, "You must've accidentally put blanks in this gun here. I had to beat her to death."






cliffs
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Evening drunks, hope everyone is having a good evening.

Hey rikkittes.. Howd the preop go for Blondie?
BIOUA
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*Thibodeaux
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Best wishes for an easy recovery Don.


It feels weird as hell laying in bed and feeling yourself urinating.
Hope the chest is feeling OK.





Last time I pissed the bed I was 18, and SOBER. Had a very realistic dream I got up and was on the commode..... NOt a fun way to wake up.






Hope you get the cath out soon.... No fun man, sorry.
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*Thibodeaux





Depends on what side of the river you from.
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Last time I pissed the bed I was 18, and SOBER.

Tell kids not to run with scissors, and tell lezbo's not to scissor with the runs.
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Hope the chest is feeling OK.


Last time I pissed the bed I was 18, and SOBER. Had a very realistic dream I got up and was on the commode..... NOt a fun way to wake up.



Hope you get the cath out soon.... No fun man, sorry.
Chest is okay. Stomach muscles are not. The procedure they did was to go in the artery in one leg with a cath that would force the existing valve open and at the same time go in the other artery with the new valve. No chest cracking.


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The cath comes out the 2nd of November when I see my urologist.
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