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Old 10-19-2020, 8:35am   #44521
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Don't forget to cut the shine from the big jug into mason jars then...
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Morning Cajun.

Thanks for your prayers. I have to finish up the heavy chores by tomorrow night. Won't be able to lift anything over about 10 pounds for a week after the procedure.
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Good morning all!

Cool and rainy up north, leaves everywhere from the wind in the last few days. Time to get the winter prep finished for the big chill coming.

Good luck Ben with your proceedure.

Time for coffee and some breaky....

Drink up ya bunch of alkies!

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WTF was that Othello?
WTF kind of loser doesn't recognize that song?
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Since Porter lives across town; I am making arrangements for him to spend a few hours a day with you to help.
If you gotta go poo-poo; he'll be there to wipe.
What are friends for!
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Who's making bacon sammiches for lunch... I'll be right over.
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She came home last night rotten rolling drunk
She talk no sense but she sound good
So she think So I reached over and said,
"Hello, is there some planet you'd care to go"
And she said "Venus on the rocks"

She got a mean streak
Black Mamba don't compete
She got a mean streak
Temptation bitter sweet

She drives me crazy gets inside my brain
She spend my money down a drain
So I roll over for my reward
How much can I afford
And she says
"Just a little more"

I can't take this no more
I tried so hard but I can't get thro' the door
Because one smile from those eyes
And I stand there paralyzed
And she says
"Beg for more get down sucka you know what I like"
Oh hang on

She got a mean streak
Black Mamba don't compete
She got a mean streak
Temptation bitter sweet
Sounds like something GEO would write.
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Why would you want to put leaves on a rack?
There's no telling why Yankees do the things they do.
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There's no telling why Yankees do the things they do.
To bad you’re not in California....

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Since Porter lives across town; I am making arrangements for him to spend a few hours a day with you to help.
If you gotta go poo-poo; he'll be there to wipe.
If you do I will shot you.
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Robert

Mike

Rod

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Sorry I forgot, I had scrolled down and had a brain freeze trying to understand that book that the Cajun posted.
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Old 10-19-2020, 12:33pm   #44535
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Mornin Garfer



When our weary world was young
The struggle of the ancients first began
The gods of love and reason
Sought alone to rule the fate of man
They battled through the ages
But still neither force would yield
The people were divided
Every soul a battlefield

I bring truth and understanding
I bring wit, and wisdom fair
Precious gifts beyond compare
We can build a world of wonder
I can make you all aware
I will find you food and shelter
Show you fire to keep you warm
Through the endless winter storm
You can live in grace and comfort
In the world that you transform
The people were delighted
Coming forth to claim their prize
They ran to build their cities
And converse among the wise
But one day the streets fell silent
Yet they knew not what was wrong
The urge to build these fine things
Seemed not to be so strong
The wise men were consulted
And the bridge of death was crossed
In quest of Dionysus
To find out what they had lost

I bring love to give you solace
In the darkness of the night
In the heart's eternal light
You need only trust your feelings
Only love can steer you right
I bring laughter, I bring music
I bring joy and I bring tears
I will soothe your primal fears
Throw off those chains of reason
And your prison disappears
The cities were abandoned
And the forests echoed song
They danced and lived as brothers
They knew love could not be wrong
Food and wine they had aplenty
And they slept beneath the stars
The people were contented
And the gods watched from afar
But the winter fell upon them
And it caught them unprepared
Bringing wolves and cold starvation
And the hearts of men despaired

The universe divided
As the heart and mind collided
With the people left unguided
For so many troubled years
In a cloud of doubts and fears
Their world was torn asunder
Into hollow hemispheres
Some fought themselves, some fought each other
Most just followed one another
Lost and aimless like their brothers
For their hearts were so unclear
And the truth could not appear
Their spirits were divided
Into blinded hemispheres
Some who did not fight
Brought tales of old to light
My 'rocinante' sailed by night
On her final flight
To the heart of Cygnus' fearsome force
We set our course
Spiraled through that timeless space
To this immortal place

I have memory and awareness
But I have no shape or form
As a disembodied spirit
I am dead and yet unborn
I have passed into Olympus
As was told in tales of old
To the city of immortals
Marble white and purest gold
I see the gods in battle rage on high
Thunderbolts across the sky
I cannot move, I cannot hide
I feel a silent scream begin inside
Then all at once the chaos ceased
A stillness fell, a sudden peace
The warriors felt my silent cry
And stayed their struggle, mystified
Apollo was astonished
Dionysus thought me mad
But they heard my story further
And they wondered, and were sad
Looking down from Olympus
On a world of doubt and fear
Its surface splintered
Into sorry hemispheres
They sat a while in silence
Then they turned at last to me
We will call you Cygnus
The God of Balance you shall be

We can walk our road together
If our goals are all the same
We can run alone and free
If we pursue a different aim
Let the truth of love be lighted
Let the love of truth shine clear
Sensibility
Armed with sense and liberty
With the heart and mind united
In a single perfect sphere










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Won't be able to lift anything over about 10 pounds for a week after the procedure.


If the doctors told me that i would just have to let my Johnson hang there while i pee'd.
Good luck Benheim.
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Another solid input from snowedinheim.
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If the doctors told me that i would just have to let my Johnson hang there while i pee'd.
Good luck Benheim.
If your toilet seat weighs 10 pounds, just keep sitting to pee.
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If you do I will shot you.
*shoot
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