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Old 12-23-2019, 6:37pm   #41
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You meanies are wearing on my last pound of patience! If you don't want an epic melt down, with tons of collateral damage, you better convince a mod to spot me a few more pounds of patience!

You have been warned.
Clearly, you need sensitivity counseling...
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you all know how great I am but here are 10 little known "greatness facts"

1. I could high jump 6" over my head in High School

2. I could run 2 miles in under 10 minutes in the Army

3. I lost a rental car in Vegas and was only charged $500

4. I fell in the river of "Splash Mountain" in Disney World and wasn't arrested

5. I can make chili

6. I can sell someone a dead horse and they'd thank me afterwards

7. I spent 5.25 hours on the tarmac at JFK in a 737 without killing anyone

8. The human-tripod rumors are true

9. I sniffed a chair at a college party and ended up married for 27 years

10. I plugged up a Hotel toilet so bad that it took two visits from engineering plus a separate housekeeping call to repair the damages. I tipped the housekeeper a hunnit
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Jack of many trades master of none for sure; always had the focus of a ferret on adderall.

But, I have always been able to scrounge up a few bucks wherever I am and do alright in sales.
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Me?

Clearly it is all of you who need the training!
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Better than the played out Star Wars joke-toss-miss gif
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I can balance a golf ball on a tee, stuck into the shaft of a golf iron, and balance the whole shibang on my finger tip to the club's blade, above my head for a unlimited amount of time....well, or until my arm gets tired.
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Better than the played out Star Wars joke-toss-miss gif
*Star Trek
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Ummmmm, no. I'm not sure what kind of training you need, but it sure is remedial.
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I can balance a golf ball on a tee, stuck into the shaft of a golf iron, and balance the whole shibang on my finger tip to the club's blade, above my head for a unlimited amount of time....well, or until my arm gets tired.
Video or it didn't happen.
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Video or it didn't happen.
I'll make one over the Christmas break.
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I benched 325 lbs today at 52 years of age.

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me too....i had drinks with a girl i knew from high school last night...her tatas were just as big and glorious as they were in tenth grade

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You meanies are wearing on my last pound of patience! If you don't want an epic melt down, with tons of collateral damage, you better convince a mod to spot me a few more pounds of patience!

You have been warned.
Go for it. We haven't had a good melt down here for awhile.
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Old 12-23-2019, 7:31pm   #57
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I benched 325 lbs today at 52 years of age.

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[snik] Braggart. [/snik]
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Old 12-23-2019, 7:34pm   #58
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You have been warned.
STFU nOOb
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Old 12-23-2019, 7:42pm   #59
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I can play the piano and am pretty good at it when I am falling down drunk.
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You're Irish, so that's 24/7, right?
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