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12-10-2020, 8:35am
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Latin American Goat Roper
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Layoff letter.....
Best Ever Layoff Letter
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more, fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change. I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. |
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12-10-2020, 8:58am
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12-10-2020, 8:59am
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A Real Barner
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12-10-2020, 9:05am
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As it should be. Of course the ones laid off probably won't mine because they will just let the government support them with health care free school free housing food stamps and a weekly government check.
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12-10-2020, 9:20am
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"That's racist!!!!!!"
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12-10-2020, 10:13am
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12-10-2020, 3:56pm
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Barn Raising II,III
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12-10-2020, 7:34pm
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A Real Barner
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Completely true and not at all made up right??
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12-10-2020, 7:39pm
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Funny, but it ain't over yet, sunshine.
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