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Old 10-17-2013, 10:20am   #1
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Mobility scooter gran nicked for refusing breath test after vodka-fuelled lunch - Mirror Online
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Old 10-17-2013, 11:26am   #2
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How is she different from all the motorized scooter-driving heffalumps in wal mart?
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How does having a fag help if your back hurts? I'm not following the logic here.
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54 or 94?
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How does having a fag help if your back hurts? I'm not following the logic here.
I'd think it would make it hurt worse.
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Need to keep drunk granny's off of the motorized scooters...
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no damn way she's 54
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Ummm Sally...... Thats not the woman from the story in the picture its the person from the show Benidorm they are referring to. I Dare say she is older than 54. Lol
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How does having a fag help if your back hurts? I'm not following the logic here.
Dont the Brits refer to a cigarette as a fag?
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A lot of those old blue haired women our age do look a lot older huh?
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Dont the Brits refer to a cigarette as a fag?
Brits are gay.
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