Army Navy game

[DJ_Critterus]

You squids are going down faster than franzia this year.

GO ARMY!

[Big bob]

Are they going to lay in a ditch and blow the hell out of each other?

[Louie Detroit]

Go Navy! Crush the Ken-L Ration Krew.

[Rodnok1]

Go Army!

[Mike Mercury]

Navy is playing Army, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. An Army fan sets off a firecracker, and Navy, thinking it's the end of the half, runs off the field. Three plays later, Army punts.


Q: Why doesn't Army have ice on the sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.


Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."




A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"

"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

[Anjdog2003]

Navy 21
Army 31

Navy is going down like Joe Biden on a flight of stairs.

[Steve_R]

Navy 45
Army 2

Learn it. Live it.


Best college rivalry ever. They don’t play for NIL money. They can’t enter the transfer portal. They can’t opt out of a bowl game like a ***** afraid of getting hurt. They’re true patriots.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Navy 45
Army 2

Learn it. Live it.


Best college rivalry ever. They don’t play for NIL money. They can’t enter the transfer portal. They can’t opt out of a bowl game like a ***** afraid of getting hurt. They’re true patriots.

And they can pronounce ask and both correctly "You know what i'am sayin"

[Rikki Z-06]

NAVY!!!

[Raazor]

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[Onebadcad]

Was depends joe invited??

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06

NAVY!!!

Iron Maiden and Navy. I'am surprised you ever got laid.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Was depends joe invited??

[Joe Biden]Does the winner play in the Sugar or Rose Bowl?[/Joe Biden]

[Vette40th]

Best Rivalry ever..
As a kid living at West Point I would go to breakfast with the cadets, get on the bus and go to Philly for the games. Great times.
So, I joined the Navy. Hooyah

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Vette40th

Best Rivalry ever..
As a kid living at West Point I would go to breakfast with the cadets, get on the bus and go to Philly for the games. Great times.
So, I joined the Navy. Hooyah

Lived at West Point and joined the Navy.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Lived at West Point and joined the Navy.

He’s obviously smart. Probably good looking too.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

He’s obviously smart. Probably good looking too.

Right up your alley.

[Big bob]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

He’s obviously smart. Probably good looking too.

What happened to you?

[Anjdog2003]

Higgy just had an Orgasm



The Oregon Ducks are going back into the transfer portal market for a quarterback, and they landed a highly talented player with championship aspirations before his college career comes to an end.

Former Oklahoma Sooners’ QB Dillon Gabriel announced that he is transferring to the Oregon Ducks, looking to help Dan Lanning head into the Big Ten in his final year of collegiate eligibility.

Gabriel played for three seasons at UCF before transferring to Oklahoma for the last two years.

For those who are confused about how Gabriel still has eligibility remaining after having played in five seasons already, the former Oklahoma QB utilized a medical redshirt in 2021, giving him an extra sixth year.

Throughout his career, Gabriel has been prolific when it comes to putting up numbers. He’s thrown for almost 15,000 yards in his career, with a 125-26 TD-to-INT ratio in those five seasons. Most recently, Gabriel threw for 3,360 yards 30 TDs, and 6 INTs while also rushing for 12 TDs.

Though Gabriel’s transfer to Oregon puts him in pole position to win the starting job, he will still have to beat out Ty Thompson for the QB1 spot in spring ball.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Iron Maiden and Navy. I'am surprised you ever got laid.

she drinks....