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Old 07-22-2021, 1:04pm   #41
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Got to make it easier for him to come out of it.
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39 posts and no comments about DJ being deep in the closet?
Slipping...

I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks
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I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks
I thought that was your job, deep in that closet.

Took you long enough man, you're slippin.
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I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks

Hanging curveball out over the plate.
What was I to do?
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I thought that was your job, deep in that closet.

Took you long enough man, you're slippin.
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Hanging curveball out over the plate.
What was I to do?
Both of yas.... eat a bag of dicks
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Both of yas.... eat a bag of dicks
The way you talk about bags of dicks, I guess you've been trying to tell us for a while now.
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The way you talk about bags of dicks, I guess you've been trying to tell us for a while now.
Nah. that phrase was used a lot when I was in the Army. It's a classier way to say STFU.
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It's the rotary phone of computer storage disks.

Here, this is what a rotary phone looks like. Extra points if you can guess what that yellow book next to the phone is.

A friend's wife was complaining about lack of privacy at dinner a while back. I mentioned there were companies printing and distributing books with everyone's phone numbers and addresses and giving them away for free. She was appalled.
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A friend's wife was complaining about lack of privacy at dinner a while back. I mentioned there were companies printing and distributing books with everyone's phone numbers and addresses and giving them away for free. She was appalled.
That's funny.
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And they charged ya 2 bucks a month to not be doxxed
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That's funny.

Her husband, an AT&T retiree, thought so too. We didn't spoil the gag by explaining.
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Her husband, an AT&T retiree, thought so too. We didn't spoil the gag by explaining.
I'd love it if she started a campaign on FB or something to stop that
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39 posts and no comments about DJ being deep in the closet?
Slipping...
And Rat boasting about an 8" Floppy. Talk about all show, no grow... Not buying it for a second.

Please send DJ pic for authentication
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The way you talk about bags of dicks, I guess you've been trying to tell us for a while now.
It's his new buzz word. A few years back he was gonna 'show you the handle.' I'll pass. be patient.
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Old 07-23-2021, 8:13am   #55
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And Rat boasting about an 8" Floppy. Talk about all show, no grow... Not buying it for a second.

Please send DJ pic for authentication
bsmith, snide, and porter would rather have the pics.
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Old 07-23-2021, 8:14am   #56
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It's his new buzz word. A few years back he was gonna 'show you the handle.' I'll pass. be patient.
Eat a bag of dicks or I'll show you The Handle
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Eat a bag of dicks or I'll show you The Handle
Is "the handle" your code word for the area of the dick you like to grab before you pull it out of the bag and consume it? Asking for a friend...
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bsmith, snide, and porter would rather have the pics.
Hey! I don't want to see anybody's floppy, not matter what the size.
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Old 07-23-2021, 9:12pm   #59
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Is "the handle" your code word for the area of the dick you like to grab before you pull it out of the bag and consume it? Asking for a friend...
Not quite. That phrase came about close to 10 years ago when I was living in Texas and had to pull my shirt up a bit to show the "handle" of my gun to get some asshole off my property.
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