1997-2011

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Those things look like wood screws, not needles. Is that her xray?

yeah, it was taken 2 weeks after her fall which was on New Years Eve. We werent drinking, she had gone outside to smoke her very last cigarette (she was quiting). She never did smoke that cig.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by C4fan

yeah, it was taken 2 weeks after her fall which was on New Years Eve. We werent drinking, she had gone outside to smoke her very last cigarette (she was quiting). She never did smoke that cig.

Wow, that looks mighty painful bro.

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Wow, that looks mighty painful bro.

Absolutely, I had to put up with all sorts of complaining, moaning and I had to clean and cook, it was awful.

[nutz4c4]

Tough way to quit ....

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by nutz4c4

Tough way to quit ....

Ironically, through all the mess she never missed the cigs at all and she had smoked for over 35 years except when she was pregnant.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by C4fan

Absolutely, I had to put up with all sorts of complaining, moaning and I had to clean and cook, it was awful.

Every husbands worst nightmare

[nutz4c4]

Originally Posted by C4fan

Ironically, through all the mess she never missed the cigs at all and she had smoked for over 35 years except when she was pregnant.

Funny how that happens... Suffered a PE earlier this year... Have'nt missed my cigars since

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by nutz4c4

Funny how that happens... Suffered a PE earlier this year... Have'nt missed my cigars since

Prolonged Erection?? I wouldn't miss cigars either

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Every husbands worst nightmare

And the whole time she was gettin the reeeally good drugs and not once did she offer up any to me.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by C4fan

And the whole time she was gettin the reeeally good drugs and not once did she offer up any to me.

BITCH!!

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by C4fan

Absolutely, I had to put up with all sorts of complaining, moaning and I had to clean and cook, it was awful.

I was married once, it was awful but, I could deal with the cooking, cleaning and always with the moaning. The main reason I'm single is because of her goddamn complaining. That bitch would complaint about herself.

Tip: It was awesome when I told her that she had bad breath, she was quiet for two days until she went to the dentist. "he said I'm fine"

You get some sleeping pills, you crush them and then; sit down babe I'll serve you dinner today.

I compare a wife with a defective part, it will never work.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

I was married once, it was awful but, I could deal with the cooking, cleaning and always with the moaning. The main reason I'm single is because of her goddamn complaining. That bitch would complaint about herself.

Tip: It was awesome when I told her that she had bad breath, she was quiet for two days until she went to the dentist. "he said I'm fine"

You get some sleeping pills, you crush them and then; sit down babe I'll serve you dinner today.

I compare a wife with a defective part, it will never work.

I dare any married man to show the above post to their wife

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

BITCH!!

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

I dare any married man to show the above post to their wife

[PLRX]

Let me tell you guys things I used to do to her for me to get my space.

I used to work on a watch so I would work two-three days and I get a day off. The very first time I failed, I told her and she called in sick and ruined my plans. I told her that the watch system didnt work and my boss put us back to work regular working hours, on my day off I would get up and drive around the block until she would go to work then, I would go back home and sleep few more hours, go to lunch and to the movies.

I had a second transmitter to her van so about twice a week I would activate the panic button every time she would open the door.

Randomly I would lower the water heater temp at night for her to take a nice cold shower in the morning. Boy, that woman had some words to share.

The one she could not deal with was if I would make a face while eating. She would ask if the food was alright and I would say; "honey, the food is, is, ok, I like it" but, she would get bent out of shape.

It was hate since two hours after we got married. That monster stoled from me, once threw my wallet away, tried to get me in trouble with my command, while I was in the ship she didnt pay the bills, and until the day I die unless somebody comes with a video I will strongly claim that she burnt my 92 Vert.

I rather be alone than having bad company.

[nypearson]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Let me tell you guys things I used to do to her for me to get my space.

I rather be alone than having bad company.

Sounds like war of the roses type of shit, and no I will not be showing my wife this thread. I like my peace of mind.

[socalman]

Originally Posted by PLRX

I compare a wife with a defective part, it will never work.

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

I dare any married man to show the above post to their wife

I just did. She said- 'ya, but you returned the defective one and got me!'.

True dat. This one's a keeper.

[socalman]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Let me tell you guys things I used to do to her for me to get my space.

I used to work on a watch so I would work two-three days and I get a day off. The very first time I failed, I told her and she called in sick and ruined my plans. I told her that the watch system didnt work and my boss put us back to work regular working hours, on my day off I would get up and drive around the block until she would go to work then, I would go back home and sleep few more hours, go to lunch and to the movies.

I had a second transmitter to her van so about twice a week I would activate the panic button every time she would open the door.

Randomly I would lower the water heater temp at night for her to take a nice cold shower in the morning. Boy, that woman had some words to share.

The one she could not deal with was if I would make a face while eating. She would ask if the food was alright and I would say; "honey, the food is, is, ok, I like it" but, she would get bent out of shape.

It was hate since two hours after we got married. That monster stoled from me, once threw my wallet away, tried to get me in trouble with my command, while I was in the ship she didnt pay the bills, and until the day I die unless somebody comes with a video I will strongly claim that she burnt my 92 Vert.

I rather be alone than having bad company.

Pete, sounds like if you were still married to her today, you'd photochop her gettin munched by the Alien...daily

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

In our world Dan > WPM = Whacks Per Minute; so about right

Or in feline parlance, Licks per Minute.

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Those things look like wood screws, not needles. Is that her xray?

I was thinking 3" drywall screws

Originally Posted by C4fan

Absolutely, I had to put up with all sorts of complaining, moaning and I had to clean and cook, it was awful.

I had that happen once. It was the worst 3 hours of my life.

Originally Posted by C4fan

And the whole time she was gettin the reeeally good drugs and not once did she offer up any to me.

I would have taken the pills and hid them, and refilled the bottle with aspirin.

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

I dare any married man to show the above post to their wife

I showed it to Mz Friz. She thought it was hilarious. Then again, she puts up with my shit

Originally Posted by nypearson

Sounds like war of the roses type of shit,

That movie is a classic.

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by socalman

Pete, sounds like if you were still married to her today, you'd photochop her gettin munched by the Alien...daily

With a Renegade orbiting her rack....