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[Big bob]

Why would I trust you? You just posted you could not even keep your word to protect your girl.

You are a post ho that has the attention span of a knat the direction of a moth and the financial responsibility of a Crack whore. Always on to your next follie.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

It was hilarious she came in cocked and loaded ready for a huge fight, she said let’s go up to the room, I said nope I want it right here right in the lobby, give me your best ****ing shot I want you to yell at me like you never have before in your life right in the lobby lol

Sounds fun.



Smack her around a little. Chicks dig that. “Oh you mad?” THWACK!

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Why would I trust you? You just posted you could not even keep your word to protect your girl.

You are a post ho that has the attention span of a knat the direction of a moth and the financial responsibility of a Crack whore. Always on to your next follie.

You don’t have to trust me, you only have to trust the person we give the money to. You can pick him, it can be anybody on the forum who’s a regular that we can trust, Lars, Tiki, DJ, you get the idea. They hold the money then distribute to winner, are you going to call my bluff? I could be bluffing you I could have a pair of twos when I’m acting like I have a full house, are you going to call my bluff?

So are you going to take the bet YOU MENTIONED or do you not really like bets you just like to talk about bets? Come on this should be an easy hundred dollars for you.

As a matter of fact, who has PayPal on here that wants to take $100 “gift” transaction from me, I will send you $100 via your PayPal then you post the screenshot and then all Mr. Bob has to do is send you money.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Sounds fun.



Smack her around a little. Chicks dig that. “Oh you mad?” THWACK!

That's the way to get a sammich.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

That's the way to get a sammich.

See? This man knows.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Why would I trust you? You just posted you could not even keep your word to protect your girl.

You are a post ho that has the attention span of a knat* the direction of a moth and the financial responsibility of a Crack whore. Always on to your next follie.

FFS we covered this. It’s GNAT. Knot knat.

[sublime1996525]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Why would I trust you? You just posted you could not even keep your word to protect your girl.

You are a post ho that has the attention span of a knat the direction of a moth and the financial responsibility of a Crack whore. Always on to your next follie.

*gnat

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

FFS we covered this. It’s GNAT. Knot knat.

Anybody that had one of these as a kid knows:

[Jughead]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

That's the way to get a sammich.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

I like to say good night to my car, I almost asked for room change but decided to act like an adult. Lol then I thought about lecturing the poor gal, saying reason I wanted you to switch me to view of the parking lot is so I could see my vehicle that I just purchased, not a white ****ing roof LOL but once again decided to act like an adult and not say anything, also felt like lecturing them on upgrading to units in the room that have USB charging, but you know why cause trouble it’s just one night lol

K was pissed that four hours earlier I shifted gears for her to take an Uber from the airport instead of me driving at night after couple glasses of wine to go pick her up at the airport (1.5 hours round trip).

It was hilarious she came in cocked and loaded ready for a huge fight, she said let’s go up to the room, I said nope I want it right here right in the lobby, give me your best ****ing shot I want you to yell at me like you never have before in your life right in the lobby lol

Wait...WUT?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by LATB

Wait...WUT?

He is regressing and selective listening therapy isn't working

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by LATB

Wait...WUT?

Drinking alone and No DIRTY hotel sects.

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by LATB

Wait...WUT?

Social Hour at the motel?

[Big bob]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

You don’t have to trust me, you only have to trust the person we give the money to. You can pick him, it can be anybody on the forum who’s a regular that we can trust, Lars, Tiki, DJ, you get the idea. They hold the money then distribute to winner, are you going to call my bluff? I could be bluffing you I could have a pair of twos when I’m acting like I have a full house, are you going to call my bluff?

So are you going to take the bet YOU MENTIONED or do you not really like bets you just like to talk about bets? Come on this should be an easy hundred dollars for you.

As a matter of fact, who has PayPal on here that wants to take $100 “gift” transaction from me, I will send you $100 via your PayPal then you post the screenshot and then all Mr. Bob has to do is send you money.

No one in here needs or wants your money or wants to be vested with you. You have proven once again that your drinking was more important to you that your word or your girls safety.

Please get help.


I bet it is going to be a enjoyable drive home.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Jughead

HELL yeah! The highly effective box punch. Feared by bitches worldwide!

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by LATB

Wait...WUT?

Yes I drank socially during the day of my flight and subsequent FRC pick up, cool as shit guy on the plane sharing about his all-terrain vehicles, I bought him a round, then he bought me a round, rum and cokes at 10:30 in the morning, do you know when you’re flying it’s always 5 o’clock no matter where you are airport bar, plane, it does not matter. Lol

Pop a prescribed benzo OR partake in gods gift to the world, crushed grapes? Interestingly enough the healthiest choice for your brain is the grapes.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

Yes I drank socially during the day of my flight and subsequent FRC pick up, cool as shit guy on the plane sharing about his all-terrain vehicles, I bought him a round, then he bought me a round, rum and cokes at 10:30 in the morning, do you know when you’re flying it’s always 5 o’clock no matter where you are airport bar, plane, it does not matter. Lol

Pop a prescribed benzo OR partake in gods gift to the world, crushed grapes? Interestingly enough the healthiest choice for your brain are the grapes.

So you had a couple rum & cokes and then wine?

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by LATB

Well, there goes my boner.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Big bob

No one in here needs or wants your money or wants to be vested with you. You have proven once again that your drinking was more important to you that your word or your girls safety.

Please get help.

OK so you stepped up to the poker table, was dealt your cards, swung your dick like an elephant out in the wild, then backed off the table and decided not to place a bet and folded when I pushed $500 in chips towards you, that’s fine your choice.

And of course a very smart one, because unlike some poker players give me a second and I’ll actually show you what my hand was, it was better than a full house. I’ll show it to you for free Bob just because you ran your mouth and looked like an idiot, it will be fun to still prove you wrong.

Ask Lars, he never takes my bets lol