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11-18-2023, 10:02pm | #1 | ||||||
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Hey OT Peeps: What happens to you when you die?
I'll start
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nothing at all. you cease and there is nothing beyond consciousness.
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You quit breathing
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People show their true colors when inheritance is on the table.
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When I die? WGAF? Everything is taken care of except my search history.
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You start to smell bad within a few days I think.
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When you die you stop reading this forum.
Everything else remains the same. |
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11-19-2023, 1:01am | #9 | ||||||
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You will be judged. No idea what happens after the final determination. I was what you'd call "catch and release" the first time.
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11-19-2023, 1:23am | #10 | ||||||
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The “Big Invisible Man that Lives in the Sky” who runs the world grabs your brain and takes it up there with him forever.
Or at least that’s what I’ve been told. |
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Nobody knows beyond the fact you’ll start voting democrat more often.
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And then, unless there is human intervention, you will either be eaten by scavengers, or left to decompose.
Hooooo boy, is this true! Quote:
100% of the time, maybe more. |
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Many folks here will immediately blame the vaccine for your death even without knowing any details.
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You no longer have to shower,,,
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I dont know what happens after you die, but....if the fukn VA doesnt get me scheduled for my stent procedure soon, Ima gonna find out!
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Your generation ie the "worthless, know-it-all know-nothing generation" will be waiting for their monthly UBI and next quarterly jab to stay on the dole and stay quilfied for gender reassignment for little Timmy. At least the boomers can easily sort out the men from the women.
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