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Old 07-29-2010, 5:49pm   #361
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But Canada does suck... suks balls. And CM - A Corvette Enthusiast Forum has been around forever.
that site has saved me some $$
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But I suck... suk balls. And CM - A Corvette Enthusiast Forum has been around forever.
Really, oh well, to each his own I guess, maybe you should check out www.realjock.com probably more to your liking.
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Me, I got 1 month for calling a fellow forum member an a$$ because he put down Canada and then an extra 5 months added to that because I replied to an admin's PM telling him that I take it as a personal attack when people do that so 6 months in total.
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Really, oh well, to each his own I guess, maybe you should check out Gay men - chat, forums, dating, personals, fitness, health, community, and more - RealJock probably more to your liking.
Canada does suck. Interesting to know how you found that link.
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Canada does suck. Interesting to know how you found that link.
Grumpy forwarded it to him.
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Canada does suck.

Well I guess it's nice to know that you and Canada have something in common.
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Old 07-30-2010, 7:22pm   #368
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Well I guess it's nice to know that you and Canada have something in common.
Semi humorous.
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Semi humorous.
That's good, that's all I wanted to achieve, I save my good lines for the paying crowd.
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That's good, that's all I wanted to achieve, I save my good lines for the paying crowd.
Business must be tough out there then.
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Business must be tough out there then.
Not really in the mood to argue today, life's too short.
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Why did they ban you?
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Old 07-31-2010, 6:15am   #374
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Why did they ban you?
Probably his hemorrhoid thread.
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Old 07-31-2010, 6:31am   #375
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Why did they ban you?
Spelled Sensi Earl wrong.
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Old 07-31-2010, 6:34am   #376
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Probably his hemorrhoid thread.
Either it was epic or you have a great memory. Probably both.
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Old 07-31-2010, 7:29am   #378
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Probably his hemorrhoid thread.
That was Sensi Earl's, Tom. I just happen to have a copy of it handy.....
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Let me tell you about my hemorrhoids



You can't sit. You can't eat spicy food, it burns both ways. You take a dump, look in the toilet and think all of a sudden God made you a woman and you're having a really bad period.

Then, you realize, that you are really still a man. A man with bad hemorrhoids. You know, that type that actually request Preparation H.

Usually, the blood is a bright red. This is a good sign. You see, if it was dark, this could indicate dried blood, which might mean you have a more serious problem.

Oh, I almost forgot, watch out for those leafy veggies. They don't digest real well. You go to the can, and you think you have a long hair coming out of your butt. It's the lettuce. Not that this is usually a bad feeling. Actually, it might feel quite nice, if it wasn't for those damn hemorrhoids acting up.

Wanna exercise? Forget it. The pressure pushes the little monsters out. Talk about wanting to scratch your butt. You can't scratch your butt in public. So, you have to learn to temporarily walk funny, you know, in a way so that your cheeks gently massage the hemorrhoid giving it some temporary itch relief.

I've heard that some folks have hemorrhoids sooooo bad, that they can actually tie a rubber band around it and make it fall off.

Of course, now there is laser surgery. Kaiser Permanate was sued a few years back over a hemorrhoid operation. Turns out the guys goes in to take care of his pain in the butt (no, not his wife) and dies from an infection caused by the surgery.

For long-term relief, it is best to take in more fiber. Metamucil works great. It works better and taste better than Citrucel.

If you've seen the Citrucel commercials, you've notice that they say they are different from Metamucil because Citrucel doesn't give you gas.

That's true. You get gas from Metamucil. Lots of gas. Have you ever smelled a hemorrhoid fart? Damn, even I have to leave the room.

I feel much better now. Think I'll go scratch my butt
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That was actually quite informative.
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Old 07-31-2010, 9:26am   #380
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I wonder if Maker's Mark and Metamucil go well together?
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