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Old 10-22-2013, 11:01am   #1
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That's how much I earned today for an hour of jury service. Woot.

Got checked in, seated in my assigned seat, judge came in and announced that the criminal case had just settled. Done for the week.

What should I buy with my new found wealth???
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:03am   #2
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Go buy some Hot Wheels - race them!
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:27am   #3
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Use it to issue a bill to the state for your actual hourly rates X 3. Call it a consulting fee. Don't forget to add taxes and fuel/mileage costs.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:32am   #4
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Pay for the first 15 seconds of obamacare coverage.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:35am   #5
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I got a notice in the mail, on call for 2014. I had no idea, jury duty could last a year.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:51am   #6
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WW.......bucks up Douglas!

Isn't that below the minimum wage?

Here it's 10$ an hour.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:55am   #7
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In Houston that covers the parking while you're in there.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:58am   #8
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i also get 30 miles of mileage at 41-1/2 cents/ mile ($12.45 more!!)

minimum wage in the city is $11.50 i think....
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:00pm   #9
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In Houston that covers the parking while you're in there.
The amount jurors are paid is pointless. It would be less insulting if they didn't pay anything and chalked it up to a cost of being a citizen.
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:21pm   #10
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Send it to BHO so he can use it to help pay for the Obamacare website fix.
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Old 10-22-2013, 2:51pm   #11
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Cash or check?
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The wife had jury duty last year. I think it started out at something like $1.25 the first few days, then went up to 7 or 8.
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Old 10-22-2013, 4:06pm   #13
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Cash or check?
check in 6-8 weeks. likely after my term ends in mid December.....

Jeeves' annual bonus might be a little late. i'm sure he'll understand.
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Old 10-22-2013, 5:01pm   #14
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Don't forget that jury duty pay is taxable.
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Old 10-22-2013, 5:15pm   #15
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Don't forget that jury duty pay is taxable.
and of course i'll owe my legal beagle his 40% too.

FICA - 15.3%
FIT - 25%
SIT - 5%
DCH (Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, a law firm) - 40%

total: 15.3+25+5+40=85.3%.....so i'll net 92 cents.....

does something seem a little off? i'm doing all the work, but someone else is getting all the $$$$
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Old 10-22-2013, 5:23pm   #16
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I've still got my $12 jury check from 2 years ago.
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Old 10-22-2013, 5:24pm   #17
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and of course i'll owe my legal beagle his 40% too.

FICA - 15.3%
FIT - 25%
SIT - 5%
DCH (Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, a law firm) - 40%

total: 15.3+25+5+40=85.3%.....so i'll net 92 cents.....

does something seem a little off? i'm doing all the work, but someone else is getting all the $$$$
40% here, 40% there...it mounts up. 92 cents...not so much....
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Old 10-22-2013, 5:31pm   #18
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40% here, 40% there...it mounts up. 92 cents...not so much....
taking a break from suing homeless orphans?

and the kicker: usually when i get home from going to the store, if i've paid cash for anything i give all my coins to Mrs. DAB...so by extension, i didn't make a dime today. i even gave her the penny i found.

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Old 10-22-2013, 5:47pm   #19
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That's how much I earned today for an hour of jury service. Woot.

Got checked in, seated in my assigned seat, judge came in and announced that the criminal case had just settled. Done for the week.

What should I buy with my new found wealth???
That's what ya get for voting against Obama in the last election
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Old 10-23-2013, 8:43am   #20
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Hookers and blow....both low grade stuff.
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