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Old 04-12-2021, 3:40pm   #1
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Baby born with three penises

But only two hands?

A boy born with three penises is the first-ever reported case of human triphallia, a condition in which three phalluses form during embryonic development.

The child, first seen by doctors as a 3-month-old, was from Duhok, Iraq. He underwent surgery to remove two of the phalluses, which were small projections at the base of the penis and scrotum. The third phallus was in the usual location. According to a case study published in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports in November, the boy was doing well at a follow-up visit a year after surgery.

Extra, or "supernumerary" penises are a rare congenital condition, occurring only once every 5 million to 6 million live births, according to the researchers. The level of development of these extra phalluses differs in different individuals. In the case of the child in Iraq, the two additional penises contained the erectile tissue, called corpus cavernosum, which becomes engorged with blood during arousal, as well as a tissue called corpus spongiosum, which helps support the urethra, the tube through which urine passes. But the extra penises didn't have urethras. This made surgical removal of the extra organs simple.
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Old 04-12-2021, 3:42pm   #2
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No ideas what you were searching for when you came across this but you might want to clear your search history...... every hour or so
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His mother must have been drinking from Mr. Burns' cooling pond.
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Shame they whacked off (pun intended) a couple of his John Thomas'. He could have had a LOT of fun dating triplets:

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Can you even imagine
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pants will fit like a glove
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Old 04-12-2021, 7:42pm   #7
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Thrakk's kid...
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Libs would have been all over that. Good thing the surgeons corrected him quickly.
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Libs would have been all over that. Good thing the surgeons corrected him quickly.
Could you imagine? They'd make the kid have 3 vaginas.
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Could you imagine? They'd make the kid have 3 vaginas.
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Pffft, everyone knows that more than 2 penises are a waste, unless the kid also had 3 hands.
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[knooger] I'll give her a full nine inches!..3 from this one, 3 from... [/knooger]
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pants will fit like a glove
Damn, that's funny even before my first drink.
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pants a glove will fit like glove pants.

hmmmm.....seems plausible.
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If he marries a woman like Lorena Bobbit, at least he's got some spares.
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A boy born with three penises





"that's a Bobby Dazzler "
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Just wait until the people getting the COVID vaccine have kids. I’ll bet the birth defects will skyrocket.
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Speaking of spiders, I found a huge one in my toilet this morning. Scary!! Don't look if you suffer from arachnophobia.
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