Since I'm not involved with any online fights with anyone right now

[Sea Six]

I feel kind of left out.

So... I'll get my random number generator out, and pick a fight with any of the four current combatants duking it out in the arena.

1. In the North corner: Neese "Teh Fighting Hot Piece"
2. In the West corner: Thomas "King of The Llamas"
3. In the South corner: Thomas (no, not THAT Thomas... the other one) "Fights In Footsie Pajamas"
4. In the East corner: Who is left? Oh, right, TxAg... "The Smarmy One-Man Army"













... ... Random number auto-selecting my combatant ... ... ... ...














Opponent Selected!



Hey Thomas!

Fuck you!

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by TxAg

How about you play hide and go F yourself?

Just sayin'

Oh, you want in on this too, do ya?

C'mon ... put 'em up... c'mon....

[Meeko87]

I am too tired to fight can we just skip to the make-up sex?

[Sea Six]

Hey TxAg.


Prepare for your doom, Young Grasshoppa.

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by Meeko87

I am too tired to fight can we just skip to the make-up sex?

I can only spoon on my right, on account of my back problem.

[Sea Six]

Actually, it's a chipmonk.


Even worse.

[themonk]

You spelled Neece incorrectly genius.

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by themonk

You spelled Neece incorrectly genius.

Dear Teh Munk:


It's an intentional misspelling. It's meant to stir shit up.

Sincerely,
Your Intellectual Superior.

[Ms.Gem]

Originally Posted by TxAg

AAAwww that is too cute!!

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Dear Teh Munk:


It's an intentional misspelling. It's meant to stir shit up.

Sincerely,
Your Intellectual Superior.

Did you need to go to the dictionary or use spell check on that?

[themonk]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Dear Teh Munk:


It's an intentional misspelling. It's meant to stir shit up.

Sincerely,
Your Intellectual Superior.

yeah, your fellow countrymen might fall for that excuse but it holds zero weight with me, try, try again Einstein.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Hey Thomas!

**** you

Oh REALLY!?! Well listen up you buck tooth inbred piglet: I'm fairly certain that was you I spotted downtown giving gummers to the homeless guys for a quarter and quick bung lick. They were wrapped around the mission like teenagers waiting for a Britney Spears concert. Jumping up and down, asses agape. All the girls were sad, because last time they spread their legs and offered you some crab meat. You hit that shit like a hobo on a ham sammich.

Lets play horse fukstick! I'll be the head, you be yourself!

[Sea Six]

Wrong Thomas.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Wrong Thomas.

[Flatbush Harry]

Noice.



raHry

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Oh REALLY!?! Well listen up you buck tooth inbred piglet: I'm fairly certain that was you I spotted downtown giving gummers to the homeless guys for a quarter and quick bung lick. They were wrapped around the mission like teenagers waiting for a Britney Spears concert. Jumping up and down, asses agape. All the girls were sad, because last time they spread their legs and offered you some crab meat. You hit that shit like a hobo on a ham sammich.

Lets play horse fukstick! I'll be the head, you be yourself!

Man... I'd blog this post if I were you.



That's classic in a sense that only Omega Man can fathom.