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07-29-2011, 10:40am | #1 | ||||||
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'What a coincidence'
A chicken farmer went to a local bar. Sat next to a woman and
Ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne, too! ' 'What a coincidence' the chicken farmer says. 'This is a special day for Me. I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating! ' says the woman. 'What a coincidence! ' says the chicken farmer! As they clinked glasses The man asked, 'What are you celebrating? ' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I am pregnant! ' 'What a coincidence, ' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years All of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized Eggs. ' 'That's great! ' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile? ' 'I used a different C*ck, ' he replied. The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence. ' |
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I Lol'd
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Ha!
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HA,ha!
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probably named PeteW
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