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Old 11-05-2012, 8:43pm   #21
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Tell you what, my folks born in 1903 and 05, ans sis found a book hidden away in mom's dresser when mom went to the nursing home/hospital with a osteo back problem.....

It was a very ancient book by a Med. Doc about how to please a woman, and so sis was amazed he cared enough to find out some information, anything available at the time, to at least TRY to make Mom happy

This all happened when we cleaning out the house, and getting ready to sell it.....

before the Estate sale.....
If my quick math is correct, you parents were 41 and 39 when you were born. Kinda late to be having a kid, but whatever. I think it's admirable that your Dad cared enough about your Mom that he bought such a book.
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Old 11-05-2012, 8:47pm   #23
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I showed the photo of the book to my wife and asked her if it was required reading for parents who had children that went on to become lawyers. She was not amused.
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So you were planning on being celibate for a week or so anyways huh?
Eh, it's one of the less offensive comments I've made about lawyers this week...she's used to it and she makes some of the same jokes.
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:48pm   #26
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Maybe she dumped your other brother off on the state? Looking forward to reading your "Rain Man" story.
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:58pm   #27
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Maybe your folks got rid of him.
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:05pm   #28
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If my quick math is correct, you parents were 41 and 39 when you were born. Kinda late to be having a kid, but whatever. I think it's admirable that your Dad cared enough about your Mom that he bought such a book.
YES, sis was born in '31 me in '44 and apparently some miscarriages in there too....as with my ex/kids mom and me.....chemistry being weird and shit......and sis made the exact same comment, which made her elevate Dad a good bit in her comments.....

interesting, the passing of time, and generations......going to be interesting what effect the .net and .com has on the future, as just a simple sex book maybe have helped back in the farming daze past.....
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Better tread easy and not make the sugar mamma unhappy.



Yeah but lawyers making lawyer jokes is ok. It's kinda like when one redneck makes fun of another redneck. It's all good. But get some yankee making fun of a redneck and get ready to call 911 cause someone's gonna need a ride the ER.
BUT to turn it 'round' I"m a yankee by me native Florida wife, who is part Native American I may add.....and I get into it with her kids, and so it seems I"m a bigger 'neck' from Wash DC, than they are.....

and this is NOT anything to do with race, but culture and happenstance backgrounds.....just funny shit.....
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I LOLed.
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So what does that Bus look like from the inside?
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The PC people are trying to make 'Retard' the new N-word.
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do you remember if your school bus was a lot smaller than the others?
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