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09-12-2018, 4:02pm
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Barn Stall Owner #84
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For You Golfers
At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. " "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!" "Yes, Senor Rod." "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Senor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft." SILENCE.......... LONG SILENCE.........VERY LONG SILENCE. "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit." |
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09-12-2018, 4:18pm
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Sparkles Flambeaux
Barn Stall Owner #4 Barn Raising I,II NCM Supporter '13,'14,'15,'16,'17,'21 Bantayan Kids '13,'14,'15,'17
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at least he didn't bend the putter.
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09-13-2018, 6:16am
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Barn Stall Owner #13
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Good one
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09-13-2018, 6:58am
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09-13-2018, 7:19am
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Chief Meat Gazer
Charter Member Barn Stall Owner #98 Barn Raising II,III,IV
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I recently bought my one brother a new TaylorMade driver, one of those adjustable types with a larger head....
He continually thanks me for that; says it's really improved his game. |
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