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Old 03-14-2024, 12:07pm   #1
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Just kidding.

STAY AWAY from my orifice!
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I really don't appreciate this orifice bait and switch.
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I bet the OP has to share his orifice with another coworker.
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I bet the OP has to share his orifice with another coworker.

OP's employer promotes a very diverse workforce and therefore he probably has a bunch of African and South Americans in his orifice throughout the day.
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The OP is retired from a sole proprietorship.

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What's with the dead parrot laying on coal?

I have coal, but no parrots around here.
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36 years, zero employees -- but several sheep and one male goat with a missing hind leg.
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36 years, zero employees -- but several sheep and one male goat with a missing hind leg.
Knooger?
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36 years, zero employees -- but several sheep and one male goat with a missing hind leg.
It broke off when you got too rough?
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It broke off when you got too rough?
No I bought him that way cuz he couldn't run fast.
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Knooger?
He's more of a sheep guy . . .


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Just kidding.

STAY AWAY from my orifice!
B..b..but I found a whole unopened can of white lead!
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