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Old 04-28-2014, 10:53am   #1
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A 15 sec pizza roll commercial?
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A 15 sec pizza roll commercial?
No. The look on Dad's FACE at the sight of some pimply-faced, hormonal, hardankle ogling his little girl as she descends the staircase.
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No. The look on Dad's FACE at the sight of some pimply-faced, hormonal, hardankle ogling his little girl as she descends the staircase.
She comes down in a frilly tight mini skirt.....WTF ELSE is going to happen????
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She comes down in a frilly tight mini skirt.....WTF ELSE is going to happen????
Teen is gonna' get busted in his mouth if he don't show some respect, that's what Dad's gonna' do!
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This one is more appropriate (nsfw).
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This one is more appropriate (nsfw).
"You look like a big old tall Ludacris lookin' mutha fu((a"

Lawrence is funny; he and Smith made a great team.

My almost 11 yr old daughter has a boy she is interested in. Just a fact of life but it doesn't make it easier to swallow.
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No. The look on Dad's FACE at the sight of some pimply-faced, hormonal, hardankle ogling his little girl as she descends the staircase.
Oh.

I watched it on an iPhone. That level of detail was lost.

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I would never let my daughter dress that way.
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No. The look on Dad's FACE at the sight of some pimply-faced, hormonal, hardankle ogling his little girl as she descends the staircase.
My daughter will be 16 here shortly, and has still not expressed interest in boys. That being said, there might be one on the way shortly.

I'm pretty easy going. I will require that any boyfriend start racing with us and become proficient at driving. Being a 2nd degree black belt, my daughter can take care of herself. I'm not the intrusive type with her and boys. She's got a really good head on her shoulders and I trust her decisions. If big, huge, mean old dad needs to step in, at her request, then I will.
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My daughter will be 16 here shortly, and has still not expressed interest in boys...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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If she ultimately chooses females, which I doubt, I'd support her.
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If she ultimately chooses females, which I doubt, I'd support her.
I know you would. No doubt.

From your posts, it's apparent she will be a productive member of society...a good friend...and excellent partner, whom ever is lucky enough to be her spouse

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Dad is trying to turn little home slice into a pimply pile of ashes right there on the couch. And little Miss tramp stamp wouldn't be going out the font door with that skirt on.
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My dear granddaughter is requires to tell any and all prospective beaus...

"My Papa can put a bullet in the black at 600 yards and you'll never hear the shot. Try not to piss him off........."
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This one is more appropriate (nsfw).

That was one of the best scenes of that movie..
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I'm so glad I didn't have a daughter. I would have been worried she was going to date someone like me. Nice, polite, respectful......all the while knowing I was going to bang your daughter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Dads with boys only have to worry about one dick. Dads with daughters have to worry about elebenty billion dicks........
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