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Old 06-21-2011, 6:04am   #1
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For the best 2 minutes 54 seconds ever.... must be a record of some kind we should Google it!!


I hope it didn't wake you up, I know you have an appointment this morning...
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Does she know it happened....
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Old 06-21-2011, 6:39am   #4
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Old 06-21-2011, 8:15am   #6
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Old 06-21-2011, 9:22am   #7
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Old 06-21-2011, 9:26am   #8
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Did ya'll achieve the coveted, simultaneous "O" and shit? That's an additional thrill, ain't it?
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Old 06-21-2011, 9:26am   #9
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You only timed it to the second, and not to the 1/100th of a second??
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Old 06-21-2011, 9:26am   #10
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Next time swallow the viagra. It's not a suppository!
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:23am   #11
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You say that is a record or sumfin.
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:25am   #12
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For the best 2 minutes 54 seconds ever.... must be a record of some kind we should Google it!!


I hope it didn't wake you up, I know you have an appointment this morning...
That's when you stopped ... when did she Stop?
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Old 06-21-2011, 5:02pm   #13
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Friend told this girl one time he could give her the best thirty seconds she ever had. She said it better last longer than thirty seconds. He said, "Okay, but we have to have some ground rules. You can't moan, groan, breathe, sigh, shake, shudder, jerk, writhe, or move in any way."
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Old 06-21-2011, 5:28pm   #14
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Friend told this girl one time he could give her the best thirty seconds she ever had. She said it better last longer than thirty seconds. He said, "Okay, but we have to have some ground rules. You can't moan, groan, breathe, sigh, shake, shudder, jerk, writhe, or move in any way."
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Old 06-21-2011, 5:30pm   #15
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Does she know it happened....
Who cares, as long as your happy (spoken as a true male "pig")
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Old 06-21-2011, 5:37pm   #16
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You only timed it to the second, and not to the 1/100th of a second??
Why? He had Joebuck beat by 2:44......
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Old 06-21-2011, 5:38pm   #17
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That's when you stopped ... when did she Stop?
After the mailman stopped and went back to work
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Old 06-21-2011, 5:51pm   #18
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So how long have you had the short fuse issue?
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