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Old 03-13-2023, 8:02am   #1
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Shooting or killing them would probably be OK, but the cost for ammo would be too high? I know I can set a trap but is there something I can put on my lawn to keep them from destroying it? Maybe a nice size rock would scare them off?
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Shooting or killing them would probably be OK, but the cost for ammo would be too high? I know I can set a trap but is there something I can put on my lawn to keep them from destroying it? Maybe a nice size rock would scare them off?
Make them work, or take away all access to social media. Combination of the two would kill most of them.
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Old 03-13-2023, 8:10am   #3
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Shooting or killing them would probably be OK, but the cost for ammo would be too high? I know I can set a trap but is there something I can put on my lawn to keep them from destroying it? Maybe a nice size rock would scare them off?


Place work boots and job applications in common areas.
Problem solved.



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Pffff, easy.

1. Move and downsize to a home without enough bedrooms for little bastages.

2. Tell them the rent starts on the 1st of the month,

3. They have to go get a job.

4. You'll take away their electronic gadgets....
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Pffff, easy.

1. Move and downsize to a home without enough bedrooms for little bastages.

2. Tell them the rent starts on the 1st of the month,

3. They have to go get a job.

4. You'll take away their electronic gadgets....
Or...wrap before tap.
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Kill the wifi.
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If you don’t work, you don’t eat.
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Tell them your “when I was your age” boomer lies and they will run.
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Tell them your “when I was your age” boomer lies and they will run.
It’s a lie that I began working at 8 years old and went full time at 16 years old?
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It’s a lie that I began working at 8 years old and went full time at 16 years old?
Arguing with a troll simply encourages more trolling.
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It’s a lie that I began working at 8 years old and went full time at 16 years old?
You. No. I believe that.
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****ing Millennials......
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Flood your basement.
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Play classical music.
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Like getting rid of a stray cat, just don't feed or shelter it.
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Play classical music.
I'm not a millennial and that'll get rid of me fast.
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If you plant them in the backyard, will they grow back next spring?

Oh, I thought you said perennials.....
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