The personification of Bat S**t crazy???or Bird S**t crazy

99 pewtercoupe · 10-19-2015, 7:32pm

A MAN who had his face and eyeballs tattooed to look like his pet parrots has gone a step further — by cutting off his ears.
Englishman Ted Richards, 56, is obsessed by pet parrots Ellie, Teaka, Timneh, Jake and Bubi and has his face tattooed with colourful feathers.
But the animal nut — who has 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue — has taken this obsession once step further and has had both his ears removed and is planning to find a surgeon prepared to turn his nose into a beak.
Ted, a retired shoe factory worker, got his first tattoo in 1976 and has since built up a collection of body modifications covering almost his entire body — including a peace sign branded on his left shoulder with a 750 degrees centigrade hot iron and two magnets implanted in his hands.
He shares his home in Hartcliffe, Bristol with his four parrots, as well as South American green iguana Iggy, and pit bull terrier Candy.
He scours the internet looking for new procedures and says his facial transformation is a tribute to his “babies” — Ellie, a green winged macaw, and Teaka, a harlequin macaw.

Ted Richards Englishman cuts off ears to look like a parrot

Datawiz · 10-19-2015, 7:51pm

Bird brain.

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84 · 10-19-2015, 8:56pm

He should have his head removed...

78SA · 10-20-2015, 4:03am

Idiot.

69camfrk · 10-20-2015, 5:56am

Just the kind of person I want in the front office of my corporation, well if I had a corporation. Unless a dipshit like that is running a tattoo parlor, I would imagine he is completely unemployable. Anyone that would do that has more mental problems than I care to think about.