The delinquent's retreat... Part V

[mike100]

Originally Posted by PLRX

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How about bashing the wider ZR1 ass?

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did somebody say big butts?

[PLRX]

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Could be worse...................

Holey Moley! Is this from the family album?

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Holey Moley! Is this from the family album?

Yes, Hokie's family, however.................

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Yes, Hokie's family, however.................

OH NO!!!! NOT THE CORNFIELD....I'M SORRRYYYY.. AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

OH NO!!!! NOT THE CORNFIELD....I'M SORRRYYYY.. AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, once you've been Poxed, I can't take it back out of principle, it will wear off soon enough.

Actually, I may need to change the painting. It kind of looks like Jerry Sandusky and some young boys...........

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Sorry, it's hard to hear in the cornfield! It sounded like you were going to send Jerry Sandusky here too???????? No! PLEEEEEASE!!!

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Sorry, it's hard to hear in the cornfield! It sounded like you were going to send Jerry Sandusky here too???????? No! PLEEEEEASE!!!

Damn, you have me wanting cornbread. Know any good bakeries I can drive the vette into?

[Vette Jockey]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Damn, you have me wanting cornbread. Know any good bakeries I can drive the vette into?

How about Marie Callender's, the cornbread and chile con carne combo is very good!

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

Sorry, it's hard to hear in the cornfield! It sounded like you were going to send Jerry Sandusky here too???????? No! PLEEEEEASE!!!

This makes me want to build a baseball field.

[PLRX]

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by PLRX

[PLRX]

An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas , Texas ..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidels and certainly no radio ........

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.
So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”

[C4fan]

The young hippie says to his father " Hey daddiyo I need some wheels man."
The father says "Well son, cut your hair, take a bath, put on some clean decent clothes and regular shoes instead of sandals"
The hippie says, "Hey man, Jesus had long hair, wore rags for clothes and sandals"
The father says "Your right son, and he walked everywhere he went"

[DukeAllen]

Death Humor

In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"

In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. "Yes, Susan?"

"The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."

"Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"

"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."

"Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."

"OK, Billy, what do you think?"

"It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."

"That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"

Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Death Humor

In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"

In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. "Yes, Susan?"

"The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."

"Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"

"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."

"Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."

"OK, Billy, what do you think?"

"It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."

"That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"

Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

If I tell you it was Duke, can I be released from the cornfield?

[PLRX]

Another CF Vendor disrespecting Members

Gauging Interest Group Buy: C4 HID Conversion Kit - Corvette Forum

7X6 H6054 CLEAR SQUARE LIGHT HEADLIGHT+H4 6000K ICE BLUE HID BULB+BALLAST KIT | eBay

$199 > $80.98

[Vette Daddy]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Another CF Vendor disrespecting Members

Gauging Interest Group Buy: C4 HID Conversion Kit - Corvette Forum

7X6 H6054 CLEAR SQUARE LIGHT HEADLIGHT+H4 6000K ICE BLUE HID BULB+BALLAST KIT | eBay

$199 > $80.98

I had a DD 1990 that had those blue lights in it when I bought it. They looked exactly like the ones in the ebay ad. Not a fan. Some may love them and that's ok. Just not for me. Not a fan of ricer fart cans either.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Vette Daddy

I had a DD 1990 that had those blue lights in it when I bought it. They looked exactly like the ones in the ebay ad. Not a fan. Some may love them and that's ok. Just not for me. Not a fan of ricer fart cans either.

I have them, they look weird, but work great!