It's Time Once Again

[GentleBen]

It's time once again to speak like a Pirate. . . and I don't mean a member of the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Tomorrow, 9/19, is National Talk Like A Pirate day.

Arrrgh, matey, speak like a pirate and suck down some Captain Morgan rum.

[DropTheTop]

Ridiculous. No way I'm participa . . . wait, did you say Captain Morgan rum?!?

I'm in.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

[Bill]

Attn VB:




I'm the captain now.

[DAB]

Will there be scantily clad sassy wenches?

[Shrike6]

Aaarrrrggghhh!
I'll not be missin' aught this time, laddies!

[Sea Six]

I'm in the market for an ARRRRRR-15 if anyone knows of a good deal.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

I'm in the market for an ARRRRRR-15 if anyone knows of a good deal.

You're going to be an asset forfeiture pirate? Real pirates tote AK's.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Time to bust out the pirate jokes...Harrrrrrrrr!

12. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRRR! Why? Because of all the booty!

11. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C

10. A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

9. How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch

8, What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty

7. A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.
At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"
The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"
The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."

6. What was the pirate's name who had no legs or arms and fell overboard?
Captain Bob

5. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

4. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup--
ARRRRRRR!

3. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP

2. Why are pirates called pirates?
They just aRRRRRRRR

1. A pirate enters the men's room, steps up to a urinal, opens his fly and out pops a steering wheel. The guys at the other urinals can't help but notice.
"Whoa," one says. "You have a steering wheel instead of a penis?!"
"Aye," says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"

[DAB]

RRRRRR, those are bad.....swab the deck!!

[Craig]

I've got nuthn'...

[Gina]

When does the pillaging begin?

[Calif Vetteman]

RRRRR. Go into a Krispy Kreme , talk likea pirate and get a free glazed donut.
Dress like a Pirate and get a dozen glazed or an eye patch, hook, & peg leg. RRRRRRRRRRRR

[Black94lt1]

Originally Posted by Gina

When does the pillaging begin?

[DAB]

Originally Posted by Gina

When does the pillaging begin?

pillage first, burn second.

[MikeB]

I'll be ready.


But all replies will be RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[HOWSER]

[Norm]

ARRRRRRR you alright?

[Kerrmudgeon]

Originally Posted by Gina

When does the pillaging begin?

Originally Posted by DAB

pillage first, burn second.

And here I thought the phrase was 'rape and pillage' all these years, you know, in a fun way! Oh Gina..........you play the um damsel in distress and I'll play the pirate with the wood......leg.

[JRD77VET]

[LilRedCorvette]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I have to farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.