Let Me See if I Can Ask This Delicately...

[Mick]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Now you're changing the narrative and moving the goalposts. I'm reporting you to UD.

How am I doing that?

Let me see if I can explain this more simply. I am what most folks call a "heterosexual male". That means I have zero interest in other guys' cocks. As such, videos of a guy's cock getting sucked do not interest me at all.

Homosexual men have a great interest in other men's cocks, that's kind of what makes them homosexuals. If you are watching videos of guys getting their cocks spit on and sucked, you are watching content intended for the pleasures of homosexual men.

I hope this clears things up.

[MrPeabody]

I've always thought that the reason most men like watching lesbian porn was they could imagine themselves joining in on the fun.

Not so much with male/female porn. Wouldn't be my idea of a threesome.

[snide]

Originally Posted by FLEXjs

I guess it can go both ways because for the longest time she would always tell me that she didn't want to get married because "Married men hate their wives".

If our wives didn't change after pounding back the wedding cake, we wouldn't hate them.

[snide]

Originally Posted by Mick

How am I doing that?

Let me see if I can explain this more simply. I am what most folks call a "heterosexual male". That means I have zero interest in other guys' cocks. As such, videos of a guy's cock getting sucked do not interest me at all.

Homosexual men have a great interest in other men's cocks, that's kind of what makes them homosexuals. If you are watching videos of guys getting their cocks spit on and sucked, you are watching content intended for the pleasures of homosexual men.

I hope this clears things up.

[69camfrk]

Originally Posted by snide

If our wives didn't change after pounding back the wedding cake, we wouldn't hate them.

And that of course is because when you say "I do", they are saying "I don't". Amazing how that works....

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Mick

How am I doing that?

By being disingenuous in an attempt to be funny.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

I've always thought that the reason most men like watching lesbian porn was they could imagine themselves joining in on the fun.

Not so much with male/female porn. Wouldn't be my idea of a threesome.

Most male-oriented porn shows as little of the guy as possible, so that the viewer can more easily project himself into the scenario.

Now there is another genre of porn which features incredibly hot, hunky, chiseled guys banging women which are clearly aimed to appeal to couples.

It's a real stretch to claim that anyone who watches either of these genres of porn must be gay.

P.S. Lesbians are gay therefore watching lesbian porn must also be gay.

[higgyburners]

How do you all feel about a women sucking on a lollipop

[FLEXjs]

You're over-explaining shit that doesn't need explanation.

Instead of watching porn, bang your wife, while you still can.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by FLEXjs

You're over-explaining shit that doesn't need explanation.

Clearly I miss UD.

Instead of watching porn, bang your wife, while you still can.

Howard Stern has one of the hottest wives imaginable, and yet he still watches porn. Wives are not available 100% of the time, and are not in the mood 100% of the time. What am I supposed to do, go without busting a nut?

[RMVette]

RON WHITE- Do You Like Porn - YouTube

[Mick]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

By being disingenuous in an attempt to be funny.

When I posted this:

Originally Posted by Mick

How am I doing that?

Let me see if I can explain this more simply. I am what most folks call a "heterosexual male". That means I have zero interest in other guys' cocks. As such, videos of a guy's cock getting sucked do not interest me at all.

Homosexual men have a great interest in other men's cocks, that's kind of what makes them homosexuals. If you are watching videos of guys getting their cocks spit on and sucked, you are watching content intended for the pleasures of homosexual men.

I hope this clears things up.

I was not being disingenuous at all, nor trying to be funny. At least two other posters agreed with me as follows:

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

I've always thought that the reason most men like watching lesbian porn was they could imagine themselves joining in on the fun.

Not so much with male/female porn. Wouldn't be my idea of a threesome.

Originally Posted by snide

So clearly, I am far from alone.

[BOTY]

Da fuq is going on in this thread ?

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by BOTY

Da fuq is going on in this thread ?

We got a 6'er trying to claim that watching porn makes you gay.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

We got a 6'er trying to claim that watching porn makes you gay.

Wrong. Watching porn doesn't make anyone gay.

A guy watching gay porn means he is at least "questioning" his own sexuality. More and more vehement denials of such by said watcher does nothing to disprove that him watching gay porn means he at least has gay tendencies. In fact, generally, it does the opposite.

It's the same as the guy who sucks two cocks a week to prove he still doesn't like it.

What we actually have here is a guy who is married to a woman, and that said woman (added for clarity, since said guy has some trouble with complex sentences) recently moved 2000 miles away from him, who as a result, started watching gay porn. Draw your own conclusions.

[MrPeabody]

Eating a salad doesn't make you a vegetarian, but if you suck one dick...

[RMVette]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

Eating a salad doesn't make you a vegetarian, but if you suck one dick...

[Mick]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

Eating a salad doesn't make you a vegetarian, but if you suck one dick...

If you go to the Moon once, you're an Astronaut for life!

[Egnalf]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

So. Much. Vanilla.

the lady has spoken.

[Egnalf]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

How do you all feel about a women sucking on a lollipop

depends on the woman.