Cameltoe Barbie and the "Ultimate Barbie!".

[lspencer534]

Last night someone suggested I do a Cameltoe Barbie; I though this was a fantastic idea! So here she is:



Cameltoe Barbie (C.B., as I call her) got my [creative] juices flowing last night. I was up most of the night creating "BDSM Barbie". Yes! And not just one BDSM Barbie but several. Take a look:

(Shamanac Barbie)


(AlphaDom Barbie)


(Gorean Barbie)


(NoSafeWord Barbie)[


(Ben Dover Barbie)


I've been holding out on you peeps, and I'm about to bust to tell you this!: In stores soon will be my "adult" Barbie. It took me months to perfect the reality of her and set up a system of manufacturers, distributors, and retailers, but she's almost ready to go. And here she is!:


Doesn't she just make you drool? (Notice that she comes with a Tramp Stamp" tattoo decal.) She's gonna be a huge hit! Her market just doubled to include boys--they'll be snatching he up! Now here's where I need your help: The package shown in the pic is a one-off with a generic name of "Adult Barbie". I need a sexy, catchy name for her. BTW, you can use "Barbie" in the name; you can't trademark a person's name (Mattel tried that), just don't use "Barbie Doll" in the name.

The winner receives (Get this!) ... a free one! (You pay only shipping and handling.) Enter as often as you like!

[C5Nate]

Please seek help.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by C5Nate

Please seek help.

I don't need help; it's a labor of love that I can easily do myself. Besides, I don't want the hassle of labor issues. Thanks anyway!

[carlton_fritz]

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Here we go again.

[OddBall]

you forgot the nipple and clit rings

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by OddBall

you forgot the nipple and clit rings

Good idea! Thanks!

[Sea Six]

Yikes.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Yikes.

Yep! It's that good.

[C5Nate]

Originally Posted by C5Nate

Please seek help.

Sorry, just offering man.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by C5Nate

Sorry, just offering man.

Oh, that's okay. People suggest that I get help all the time--I can easily do all the labor myself. Funny, though...they always have this quizzical look on their faces.... Hell! No one should be afraid of hard work!

[MEC5LADY]

Do you special order all the dolls or do you go to the toy store and clean out their stock? I have visions of little girls crying while you pry the dolls out of their hands.

[kingpin]

Adult Barbie has a nice lower region going on.

Here's some names:

Gappy Barbie - for the obvious daylight
Do-Me Barbie - pronounced just the way it's spelled
Cylent Barbie - pronounced "silent" because...well it speaks for itself

[markyerger]

I think I might go back to drinking after seeing your shit

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by MEC5LADY

Do you special order all the dolls or do you go to the toy store and clean out their stock? I have visions of little girls crying while you pry the dolls out of their hands.

No special order needed. Wal-Mart has thousands of them. Let me be clear: I do not offer clothes for my Barbies. There's more than an ample supply already out there.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by kingpin

Adult Barbie has a nice lower region going on.

Here's some names:

Gappy Barbie - for the obvious daylight
Do-Me Barbie - pronounced just the way it's spelled
Cylent Barbie - pronounced "silent" because...well it speaks for itself

Those are pretty good, but they just don't have a "Wow!" factor. Know what I mean?

[Bingo Fuel]

[American Made]

Hiding the real creative talent till the end there, nice. You are on to a selling product with adult barbie and it's also hysterical. That will sell. Adult shops, novelty etc.. Hell, I'd buy one for its trippy value alone. Darbie, but since the face looks "hot northeast european" I'd name her the Tigers ex-wife doll.

[theriver]

I don't care how many of you think this is over-the-top bizarro world (I would wholeheartedly agree)

It is also creative comedy gold I tell ya

p.s. how'd you learn to tie a rope like that??

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by American Made

Hiding the real creative talent till the end there, nice. You are on to a selling product with adult barbie and it's also hysterical. That will sell. Adult shops, novelty etc.. Hell, I'd buy one for its trippy value alone. Darbie, but since the face looks "hot northeast european" I'd name her the Tigers ex-wife doll.

Thank you for the kind words! I know she'll be a hit with the 8-75-year-old-crowd. I'm beginning to think I don't need that "Red Light Special" for her at K-Mart.