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Old 08-21-2015, 3:34pm   #1
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"If I were to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?".

Never give two names.
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Solid advice, could have used that a few years ago.
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would she use my golf clubs?

no, she's left handed...
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I know this was supposed to just be a joke..

But now that you got me thinking I can see where I fecked up in a conversation years ago..
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And let me add to this...

If you are ever with two sisters and they ask which one of us was best?...

Just tell them they were both the greatest... and do not be honest..
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True story: There were twins working in the office down the hall from me, and one of them was really cute, the other one just kinda cute. I went to their office one day and asked the really cute one out.

Or so I thought. As the night wore on I realized that I had asked the wrong one out. Undeterred, I took the other one out the following night. Back when I was young, daring, and single.
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Solid advice, could have used that a few years ago.
Is that how she found out about your real preferences?
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"If I were to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?".

Never give two names.
Are you sure that was the problem?

I mean either Jim or Tom would seem like the wrong answer and together you may have just scared her.
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Is that how she found out about your real preferences?
Yes, it was a mistake to request her dad and brother. Water under the bridge now I guess.
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"Why there's you of course, plus whoever you choose, dear!"
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"Why there's you of course, plus whoever you choose, dear!"

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[Rodney Dangerfield] My wife wanted to have a 3-some and I wan't invited [Rodney Dangerfield]
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now I know what I did wrong
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I always say Elizabeth Hurley... although she's not a friend - it's better than what I would say.
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Yes, it was a mistake to request her dad and brother. Water under the bridge now I guess.
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