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Old 04-16-2019, 02:16pm   #1
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Can you account for your whereabouts when this incident took place:

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uhh... I was in Mexico... and had my cell phone powered off... and

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though, this sounds a lot like something Knooger would do.
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you tell us
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Old 04-16-2019, 03:11pm   #5
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Old 04-16-2019, 03:12pm   #6
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"The two men fired eight shots, hitting Mr. Mumford three times in the shoulder, the leg, and the abdomen, and hitting Ms. Smith twice in the thigh and the forearm."

um.....i shot 2 deer last year, one shot each, they dropped where they stood.
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though, this sounds a lot like something Knooger would do.
I mostly stick to farm anim..... Wait, I mean I wouldn't do that.
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"The two men fired eight shots, hitting Mr. Mumford three times in the shoulder, the leg, and the abdomen, and hitting Ms. Smith twice in the thigh and the forearm."

um.....i shot 2 deer last year, one shot each, they dropped where they stood.
You're probably one of those guys who hunts when he's sober.
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You're probably one of those guys who hunts when he's sober.
which isn't hard to do if you don't drink booze.
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I'm the fun police, and it'll have to stop in this thread, if you read at the very bottom of the web page:

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World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website even those based on real people are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
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uhh... I was in Mexico... and had my cell phone powered off... and



though, this sounds a lot like something Knooger would do.
Surprisingly, it wasn't me...
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this link is for Knooger ........


https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man...k-in-his-anus/
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Old 04-16-2019, 09:43pm   #14
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Beer spew!
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Old 04-17-2019, 12:31am   #15
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Almost sounds like the fake story back in the 90's about a "gerbilling" mishap.

Email text in 1997:

Direct from the LA Times:

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
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Old 04-17-2019, 01:10am   #16
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Watt bothers ME is just HOW and WHERE do you guys LOOK to find these 'news' stories......

nuff said......


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