Something's odd....

[Vette Jockey]

Originally Posted by WW7

When I first moved up here to WV I got some old man pissed at me...We were both sitting at tables outside a Sheetz store when these three girls in short shorts came walking up to the store.. The first thing I noticed was they had real bad teeth, or should I say "lack of".. The guy says to me "you like that young stuff huh"? I turned, and being the smart azz that I am I said, "yeah but put the three of them together and you still don't have a full set of teeth"..He pretty much ignored me the rest of the time I was there..It's a wonder someone up here hasn't shot me yet.....WW

I moved up to Northern California from So Cal for a job just before the internet took off. I did not realize that there was a difference in vocabulary there. A good looking young lady drove up on a site Ford Carrier POS. I looked at her and kiddingly said, "Nice short". She immediately looked down at her lap and looked up at me confused since she was wearing long pants. I realized that maybe they did not describe a car as a short up there.

I do not even want to get into the reaction I got when I called the area with the no such agency the same thing as a ghost. I really had to watch what I said up there.

[Frizlefrak]

We had a new HR rep come here one time and asked if we hired floaters (meaning temp worked trained in different jobs). After the laughter subsided, I explained to the befuddled lady that around here, a "floater" is what they call a dead body bobbing around in the Rio Grande or one of the canals.......

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Trailer at Mesa Campground, Lake Roberts NM (Gila Wilderness) About 180 miles due NW of El Paso


My pulling mule "Rambo" in his element. 1989 F250 XLT Lariat. 460 EFI with 3:73 gears. Awesome torque, voracious apettite. Doesn't even break a sweat lugging this trailer around, but 9 mpg is as good as it gets.

Great setup Friz. I can see why you like the outdoor kitchen. Ive never seen one like that before. If you feel you need to unload some of them trout I think I can take some off your hands.